What is the Funniest Book You Have Read?

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The Great Turkey Walk by Kathleen Karr. My children and I read this book together and we laughed until were crying.
 
Robert E. Howard the Sword and Sorcery fantasy writer wrote a book about a guy named Breckenridge Elkins "A Gent from Bear Creek" that is crazy funny.

I was going to say early Dave Berry until I saw this one. I had forgotten all about it.

Another one, I forget the author but he was local to Idaho: "A fine and pleasant misery." It was about camping. His description of campfires had me in tears.

Sounds like Patrick McManus...?
 
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller or The Radical Reformission by Mark Driscoll.

In a different vein of humor, anything an atheist writes about objective morality (i.e. Hitchens, Dawkins, Harris, et al) is pretty hil-stinkin-larious to me...
 
I remember reading Catch-22 as a teenager and absolutely crying. So, I picked it up within the last few years and was stunned how bad it was - I stopped reading it pretty quickly!

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I don't remember anything unwholesome, but Woody Allen's "Getting Even" is an hilarious complilation of short stories. Especially funny is a story about Dracula showing up early for a dinner party during a solar eclipse!
 
Robert E. Howard the Sword and Sorcery fantasy writer wrote a book about a guy named Breckenridge Elkins "A Gent from Bear Creek" that is crazy funny.

I was going to say early Dave Berry until I saw this one. I had forgotten all about it.

Another one, I forget the author but he was local to Idaho: "A fine and pleasant misery." It was about camping. His description of campfires had me in tears.

Sounds like Patrick McManus...?

Yup! That's him.
 
I don't read much (read: 'any') humour, so I'm going to have to all lame-like and say "Pebble in the Sky" by Isaac Asimov...
 
An honorable mention should also go to Mark Twain's McWilliams stories.
 
Yes, there were inappropriate parts and yes it is absolutely hilarious in a post-modern existential way (i.e., Catch 22).

My all time favorite (as a man who had a pregnant wife on five different occasions) was Dave Berry's book Babies and Other Hazards of Sex. More true to life you cannot get.

Catch-22 is the only book I laughed out loud multiple times while reading. For anyone remotely familiar with the military it is truly hilarious - the author's 1960 satire of the military is just as applicable today as it was then. It's not anti-military per se, but does illustrate the absurdity in its mentality at times.
 
Perhaps rather cynical, but...

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I don't remember anything unwholesome, but Woody Allen's "Getting Even" is an hilarious complilation of short stories. Especially funny is a story about Dracula showing up early for a dinner party during a solar eclipse!

I found this here: Humorous Quotes from Getting Even @ WorkingHumor.com

They are quotes from Woody Allen's "Getting Even"

# It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
# The Cosa Nostra is structured like any any government or large corporation - or group of gangsters for that matter.
# Death, incidentally, is one of the worst things that can happen to a Cosa Nostra member, and many prefer simply to pay a fine.
# Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
# The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
# Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
# Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
# Smiling is bad form unless the composer has intended the music to be funny, as in Till Eulenspiegel, which abounds in musical jokes (although the trombone has the best lines.)
# If a girl looks more at home in a jar of wine sauce than in an evening gown she's got big problems.
# Why pork was proscribed by Hebraic law is still unclear, and some scholars believe that the Torah merely suggested not eating pork at certain restaurants.
# How curious your last letter was! Well-intended, concise, containing all the elements that would appear to make up what passes among certain reference groups as a communicative effect, yet tinged throughout by what Jean-Paul Sartre is so fond of referring to as "nothingness."
# Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
# If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.
# Standing next to me was a nerve-shattering blonde, who waxed and waned under a black chemise with enough provocation to induce lycanthropy in a Boy Scout.
# I was unable to get a date on only six weeks' notice.
# An evening of pantomime - one of the only spectator events outside of a fire that he could hope to understand.
# He spends most of his time writing, and is currently revising his autobiography to include himself.
# Freud's death according to Ernest Jones, was the event that caused the final break between Helmholtz and Freud, and the two rarely spoke afterwards.
# Helmholtz had developed an experiment where he would ring a bell and a team of white mice would escort Mrs. Helmholtz out of the door and deposit her on the curb.
# In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks, he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks, Freud would let you treat him.
# If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?
# I don't believe in afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
# I am quite confident my fierce loyalty, which can only be described as canine, will pay off.
# I like being a private eye, and even though once in a while I've had my gums massaged with an automobile jack, the sweet smell of greenbacks makes it all worth it. Not to mention the dames, which are a minor preoccupation of mine that I rank just ahead of breathing.
# The Jews were into God for a lot. It was the old protection racket. Take care of them in return for a price. And from the way Rabbi Wiseman was talking, He soaked them plenty.
 
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