How Hot Was It?

[VictorBravo]

Hot enough to melt the glue off my boot heel on a concrete walkway.

118F in the carport shade. In the direct sunlight, who knows? Even my milling machine handles in the shop felt almost too hot to touch.

 

[Beoga]

Yeah it was brutal. We put up foil in our windows to help block sun and heat. Cold showers before bed.
We survived though.


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[Pergamum]

110 degrees in Oregon.

I saw a chicken lay an omelette.

 

[Pergamum]

It was so hot I saw 2 trees fighting over a dog.

 

[Pergamum]

I bought a loaf of bread and when I got home it was toast!

 

[VictorBravo]

Thanks, Perg. The omelette one would have been true. Keep 'em comin'

 

[Stephen L Smith]

I saw a chicken lay an omelette.

Was it hot enough for the chicken to have an eggistential (existential) experience (yes I know my joke did not eggactly match)

Actually it is very cold here in New Zealand at present - heavy snow fall on our local mountains and some State Highways have been closed because of snow.

 

[ZackF]

Was it hot enough for the chicken to have an eggistential (existential) experience (yes I know my joke did not eggactly match)

Actually it is very cold here in New Zealand at present - heavy snow fall on our local mountains and some State Highways have been closed because of snow.

All great eggamples.

 

[Taylor]

All great eggamples.

Great? Sure. But would you say they are…eggsellent?

 

[KMK]

It didn't even reach 80 today here in Hilo, HI.

 

[Pergamum]

It didn't even reach 80 today here in Hilo, HI.

Don't stir up envy and cause us to stumble.

 

[KMK]

Are you burning with jealousy?

 

[hLuke]

These jokes have been scorchers...

 

[Deleted member 11889]

@Pergamum, just how hot was it? Did you see birds pulling worms out of the ground with an oven mitt?

 

[Jonathco]

118F in the carport shade. In the direct sunlight, who knows?

and this is why I choose to live in a state that is literally shaped like a winter mitten...

 

[SeanPatrickCornell]

You know it's hot when even people in Phoenix were looking at the PNW going "OOOoooohhhhhh that's gonna hurt".

We all have AC here, of course.

 

[KMK]

and this is why I choose to live in a state that is literally shaped like a winter mitten...

I think the Yoopers would disagree.

 

[SeanPatrickCornell]

The UP is basically Northern Wisconsin anyway.

 

[Jonathco]

The UP is basically Northern Wisconsin anyway.

Most Yoopers that I know, prefer to identify as Wisconsinites.

 

[KMK]

Most Yoopers that I know, prefer to identify as Wisconsinites.

Can you blame them with all of your 'oven mitt' jokes?

 

[Joshua]

So, like, Texas levels!

 

[VictorBravo]

So, like, Texas levels!

Yeah, I lived in Frisco for a while years ago. But I never had my boot heels melt off.

 

[Pergamum]

It was so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

 

[Boreal]

It was so hot that even the 99.9% of churches in Canada that have been bowing down to government mandates on worship let all of their people meet together in one worship service for the first time since March 2020..for the air conditioning.

 

[Minh]

I work at Lowe's in receiving merchandise and I can attest that all fans received had been quickly sold in 10 minutes once delivered to the shopping area. Fortunately, the weather is improving.

 

[Pergamum]

It's so hot that Siri and Alexa asked to be dipped into a glass of ice water.

 

[VictorBravo]

It was so hot that even the 99.9% of churches in Canada that have been bowing down to government mandates on worship let all of their people meet together in one worship service for the first time since March 2020..for the air conditioning.

Gathering for public health.... Interesting twist.

 

[Solparvus]

It's so hot that aliens are searching planet earth for signs of water, and intelligent life. They found the former.

 

[arapahoepark]

I Wonder how this affected the antifa rioters...

 

[rookie]

107F in New Brunswick, yep, that's Canada, home of the igloos, lol.