Shortest Man in the Bible?

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No! No! No! Please, think more deeply. :think:

It was the Centurian. He was small enough to sleep on his watch.
 
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This thread should have been called corny bible jokes.
And on that note....
What Kind of Car did the Apostles drive?
 
Alright this corny thread made search google for more of these Bible jokes. Here is one with some Calvinistic truth to it.

Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?


He just wasn't Abel.
 
I saw a church sign in Maine to which someone added one printed letter, "FREEWILLY BAPTIST CHURCH."

I think we're geting off topic.
 
The thing I've learned from some of my wife's corny songs she learned as a kid, I'll sometimes say:

Why were they called Pharisees?

Because they're not fair, you see...

Why were they called Saducees?

Because they were sad, you see...
 
Reminds me off what goes ha-ha-ha bong? A man laughing his his head off.
Why did Jesus appear to women first after His resurrection? To make sure that the news would spread more quickly. (I think there is some truth in that!)
 
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