JOwen
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Errr, this is not going the right direction. My post was simple fun, nothing more intended. Of course a man's masculinity is not tied to the number of children he has.
It's how many gophers he can shoot.
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Errr, this is not going the right direction. My post was simple fun, nothing more intended. Of course a man's masculinity is not tied to the number of children he has.
Are Gophers tasty?
I thought the true test of manhood was how many kids you have.
Father of 9.
I thought the true test of manhood was how many kids you have.
Father of 9.
Pastor Jerrold,
Excuse meeeeee. But, based on the best critical and exegetical study of Psa 127:5, it has been determined that you are over the quiver quota limit for "arrows." You have been advised by the magisterium of Calvinistic PooPahs to either pay your annual Exceeding the Approved Quiver Quota Surcharge or . . . throw one of them back. Personally, I would suggest the hairy white one on the far right.
Are Gophers tasty?
We could pull up other pro-beard verses from men like Spurgeon and others that would be equally humorous based solely on the difference in societal norms.
"From personal experience I venture with some diffidence to give this piece of advice. If any of you possess delightfully warm woolen comforters, with which there may be associated the most tender remembrances of mother or sister, treasure them--treasure them at the bottom of your trunk, but do not expose them to any vulgar use by wrapping them round your necks. If any brother wants to die of influenza let him wear a warm scarf around his neck, and then one of these nights he will forget it, and catch such a cold as will last him the rest of his natural life. You seldom see a sailor wrap his neck up. No, he always keeps it bare and exposed, and has a turn-down collar, and if he has a tie at all, it is but a small one loosely tied, so that the wind can blow about his neck. In this philosophy I am a firm believer, having never deviated from it for these fourteen years, and having before that time been frequently troubled with colds, but very seldom since. If you feel that you want something else, why, then grow your beards! A habit most natural, scriptural, manly, and beneficial. One of our brethren, now present, has for years found this of great service. He was compelled to leave England on account of the loss of his voice, but he has become as strong as Samson now that his locks are unshorn."
- CH Spurgeon, Lectures to My Students (repr., Zondervan: Grand Rapids, 1954), 125.
Please, Do Post them.......
We could pull up other pro-beard verses from men like Spurgeon and others that would be equally humorous based solely on the difference in societal norms.
Hmmm, didn't Bill Gothard teach that beards indicate a lack of humility and were a symbol of rebellion.
Pro 20:29 The glory of young men [is] their strength: and the beauty of old men [is] the gray head.
If we take the beard law as being moral, we must also do so with the bloody animal law, the no fabric mixture law, etc.
And if a man cannot grow a beard? What of the rounding off of the hair?The separation of male and female clothing is moral and I would place under the seventh commandment.... Deuteronomy 22:5
So why not the beard for the same reason?
And if a man cannot grow a beard? What of the rounding off of the hair?The separation of male and female clothing is moral and I would place under the seventh commandment.... Deuteronomy 22:5
So why not the beard for the same reason?
I'm sorry, Pastor Klein. My post was unclear.And if a man cannot grow a beard? What of the rounding off of the hair?
So, your saying that the beard law cannot be a 'moral' law because some, due to providence, cannot abide by it?
But if a man cannot grow a beard then he cannot break this law. Only men who have been given facial hair by God are capable of breaking this law. Therefore, your reason does not seem to explain why it is considered a 'ceremonial' law.
I shouldn't have put that quip there. My main reasoning for it not being a ceremonial law is how can the literal understanding of the bear admonitions in Leviticus 19 be extrapolated from the Moral Law.
I always wanted a beard like these guys:
... and the hat and sunglasses ...
Joshua said:Michael, you make the fastest growing threads.
I thought the true test of manhood was how many kids you have.
Father of 9.
Pastor Jerrold,
Excuse meeeeee. But, based on the best critical and exegetical study of Psa 127:5, it has been determined that you are over the quiver quota limit for "arrows." You have been advised by the magisterium of Calvinistic PooPahs to either pay your annual Exceeding the Approved Quiver Quota Surcharge or . . . throw one of them back. Personally, I would suggest the hairy white one on the far right.
ROFL
Hmmm, didn't Bill Gothard teach that beards indicate a lack of humility and were a symbol of rebellion.
If we take the beard law as being moral, we must also do so with the bloody animal law, the no fabric mixture law, etc.
I don't disagree, but am asking why.
And even if it is ceremonial, is there any general equity therein?
If we take the beard law as being moral, we must also do so with the bloody animal law, the no fabric mixture law, etc.
I don't disagree, but am asking why.
And even if it is ceremonial, is there any general equity therein?
Is there general equity in the ceremonial law? This is one of the differentiations in the WCF between ceremonial and civil/judicial. The general equity clause only applies to the judicials.
"All which ceremonial laws are now abrogated, under the new testament."
I have friends who have argued stuff like this before. Some of them are heavy into picking apart Scripture to figure out the End Times. Others focus specifically on the gifts of the Spirit so they can look spiritual. In fact my son Joshua Caleb and I just studied the tounges issue because some of his friends are pentecostal. I taught him that inward holiness should be his pursuit instead of seeking for spiritual Gifts. I agree with something that Robert Murray M'Cheyne said, "What my people need is my holiness."
I have seen so many guys get off track on outward appearances and studying things that really don't promote holiness of character that it burdens me. If you are in sin because you don't have a beard grow one and start working on inward holiness. That is a battle that is much more noble in God's sight as far as I see it. BTW, I don't believe my beard has ever personally promoted any holiness of character in my person. In fact it has been more of a vanity issue saying notice me.
Just my 2 cents.
It is not my intention to argue. I just am not satisfied with the statement made by some when they say, "Obviously...clearly...we all know...that the beard law is ceremonial and therefore is meaningless to us today."
I don't know if the beard promotes holiness or not, but is it possible that there is some wisdom in the law?
Following the dietary laws do not promote holiness but many believe there is wisdom in them.
If you ride a bike a long beard feels really neat rubbing your neck. But it forms into a weird bird's nest looking thing when you get off of your bike. Definitely take a comb or brush with you if you do ride a motorcycle. LOL
If you ride a bike a long beard feels really neat rubbing your neck. But it forms into a weird bird's nest looking thing when you get off of your bike. Definitely take a comb or brush with you if you do ride a motorcycle. LOL
Martin, with your Dabneyesque look, a bird's nest would be the least of your possibilites. You could play hide-n-seek in that thing, not to mention using it as a really cool place to hide snacks.