Reformingstudent
Puritan Board Junior
'Hold on to your lug nuts, it's time for an overhaul.'
From the Mask. Jim Carrey
From the Mask. Jim Carrey
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[Bobby (played by Jack Nicholson) wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
[Bobby (played by Jack Nicholson) wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
I don't get it.
[Bobby (played by Jack Nicholson) wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
I don't get it.
From the movie, Five Easy Pieces. If you see the movie you'll get it. Basically Jack playing a jerk, but that may be too simplistic.
my favorite came from a movie 30 years ago (whose name I couldn't possibly remember) with Ryan O'Neal and Jacqueline Bisset. She's leaving him and their relationship because of her now burgeoning feminist views.
He says to her, "Why don't you stop trying to be a second class man and try being a first class woman?"
How about this one.
Finally, about 30 minute into the movie, the star finally speaks his first line: (in an Ausie accent)
"A few days ago I saw a rig that could haul that tanker. You wanna get out o' here? You talk to me."