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What if the Ninja's were members of "The Korean American Presbyterian Church"?
Ha, both are sissies.
Puritans wear wigs (powdered ones too!) and Ninjas wear their hair in a bun.....ah, how cute!
But what if they were Reformed Ninjas?
Visions of Inspector Cleuseau and Kato flash through my mind......
What if the Ninja's were members of "The Korean American Presbyterian Church"?
Then they have an identity crisis. Ninja's are Japanese.
Theognome
Ha, both are sissies.
Puritans wear wigs (powdered ones too!) and Ninjas wear their hair in a bun.....ah, how cute!
A highly reasoned argument Pergy. But the ninjas hide knives and things in their hair. I had to vote ninjas.
What if the Ninja's were members of "The Korean American Presbyterian Church"?
Then they have an identity crisis. Ninja's are Japanese.
Theognome
Sir, I do not accept your statement! I refuse to acknowledge your position simply because the facts are on your side.
What if the Ninja's were members of "The Korean American Presbyterian Church"?
Then they have an identity crisis. Ninja's are Japanese.
Theognome
What if the Ninja's were members of "The Korean American Presbyterian Church"?
Then they have an identity crisis. Ninja's are Japanese.
Theognome
But just as Puritanism can transcend culture so can the sacred art of the Ninja.
So the point still stands: What if the Ninja's were members of "the Korean American Presbyterian Church?"
Then they have an identity crisis. Ninja's are Japanese.
Theognome
But just as Puritanism can transcend culture so can the sacred art of the Ninja.
So the point still stands: What if the Ninja's were members of "the Korean American Presbyterian Church?"
Puritanism doesn't transcend culture, it creates culture. And, since Ninja's are the result of a Shintoist culture, the ninjas in the church you describe would, through faithful necessity, beat their throwing stars into plowshares and become Puritans. So, once again, the Ninja's lose and Puritanism wins!
So there.
Theognome
But just as Puritanism can transcend culture so can the sacred art of the Ninja.
So the point still stands: What if the Ninja's were members of "the Korean American Presbyterian Church?"
Puritanism doesn't transcend culture, it creates culture. And, since Ninja's are the result of a Shintoist culture, the ninjas in the church you describe would, through faithful necessity, beat their throwing stars into plowshares and become Puritans. So, once again, the Ninja's lose and Puritanism wins!
So there.
Theognome
Ah, but Puritanism comes from a Biblical worldview and a Biblical worldview translates itself into other cultures. This is one of the big differences between Islam and Christianity. Thus, while Puritans were the result of their European/North American culture translated and reformed by biblical teaching, Ninja's from the Korean Presbyterian Church of America could also be the result of various cultural influences reformed and shapen by a Biblical worldview.
So the point still stands: What if the Ninja's were members of "the Korean American Presbyterian Church?"
Then they have an identity crisis. Ninja's are Japanese.
Theognome
But just as Puritanism can transcend culture so can the sacred art of the Ninja.
So the point still stands: What if the Ninja's were members of "the Korean American Presbyterian Church?"
Puritanism doesn't transcend culture, it creates culture. And, since Ninja's are the result of a Shintoist culture, the ninjas in the church you describe would, through faithful necessity, beat their throwing stars into plowshares and become Puritans. So, once again, the Ninja's lose and Puritanism wins!
So there.
Theognome