A Can of RC Sproula

[Taylor]

Of course, we don't have Arminians commenting on our posts here, but I still think this is very good advice:

 

[jw]

2 demerits for this one, Taylor.

 

[Taylor]

2 demerits for this one, Taylor.

What are the consequences? And how can I atone?

 

[jw]

What are the consequences? And how can I atone?

Pity, and you can’t, Papist.

 

[retroGRAD3]

As I get older, I find myself enjoying this type of humor more and more. I am not sure what that means exactly.

 

[hammondjones]

Is there a Diet RC Sproula, and if so, who is on the can?

 

[reformed grit]

You're gonna want a Commoonion Pie with that.

 

[Taylor]

Is there a Diet RC Sproula, and if so, who is on the can?

This meme really should have used diet, since that's all Dr. Sproul seemed to drink. He had Diet Coke on his pulpit every Sunday.

 

[JH]

Is there a Diet RC Sproula, and if so, who is on the can?

There is. Moses Amyraut is on the can

 

[JH]

He had Diet Coke on his pulpit every Sunday.

Blasphemy

 

[retroGRAD3]

There is. Moses Amyraut is on the can

very clever

 

[Stephen L Smith]

What are the consequences? And how can I atone?

Pity, and you can’t, Papist.

Josh do you need to increase the demerit points? Taylor has asked how he atones for his transgressions?

 

[Taylor]

Josh do you need to increase the demerit points? Taylor has asked how he atones for his transgressions?

Basically, I just need to know if I need to make a virtue-signalling tweet, confess my ancestors' sins, or check my privilege. Isn't that how we deal with sin these days? Any and all help is appreciated, brothers.

 

[jw]

That’ll be another 7 demerits. Seven, as in the number of perfection/completeness. There are no more demerits left. You are consigned to pbperpetual ignominy.

 

[83r17h]

Basically, I just need to know if I need to make a virtue-signalling tweet, confess my ancestors' sins, or check my privilege. Isn't that how we deal with sin these days? Any and all help is appreciated, brothers.

Don't forget reparations! We accept systematic theology books as the form of reparations.

 

[reformed grit]

I will agree to substitutionally propitiate for the OPC licentiates transgression.

 

[Reformed Covenanter]

I gave up fizzy drinks after Christiano Ronaldo pulled his "Drink water!" stunt against Coke during a press conference last summer. So, I won't be drinking the Kool-Aid this time.

 

[ZackF]

I gave up fizzy drinks after Christiano Ronaldo pulled his "Drink water!" stunt against Coke during a press conference last summer. So, I won't be drinking the Kool-Aid this time.

Kool-Aid isn’t fizzy.

 

[Taylor]

I gave up fizzy drinks after Christiano Ronaldo pulled his "Drink water!" stunt against Coke during a press conference last summer. So, I won't be drinking the Kool-Aid this time.

But…this is RC Sproula.

 

[reformed grit]

They offer special fizzy enhancement now.
I got one of those as a gift, but it came with some kind of weird canister that frightens me a wee bit & somehow brings back memories of hiding under my school desk to ward off nuclear fallout. Sproul would disapprove - I'm pretty sure.