A cross between a unitarian and a Jehovah's Witnes

[RamistThomist]

What do you get when you clone a Jehovah's witness and a unitarian? Someone who goes door-to-door with nothing to say!

Ok, I stole that from Peter Kreeft, A Refutation of Moral Relativism, p. 148.

 

[Puritanhead]

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Mormon?

An Arian heretic with two or more wives.