Southern Presbyterian
Puritan Board Doctor
After Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network, gave his traditional New Year’s Day prophecy concerning the coming year of 2009, many people within the Christian community scoffed at the arrogance of his attempt to speak on behalf of God. After all, Robertson’s so-called “prophecies” in past years have been rather hit-and-miss (and miss again)— not exactly the same accuracy rate as the old prophets found in the Bible.
Yesterday, however, an airline pilot from Fort Worth, TX, came forward to bravely defend Robertson and his heaven-sent predictions for 2009. Said Robert Vious, a captain with American Airlines: “When Pat said that America was going to slide into socialism during an Obama administration and that oil would hit $300 a barrel, I went to the Lord in prayer and asked Him if this was true. And God flat-out told me, Yes! In fact, not only are Pat’s bold predictions going to come to pass, but God also told me some other unbelievable things that will happen this year: Tiger Woods will win a golf tournament, a tornado will hit a trailer park in the Midwest, and sales of analog TVs will plummet.”
In response to these prophecies, The Sacred Sandwich would just like to say: Thank you, Captain Bob Vious!
Found HERE.
