An old Presbyterian joke some of you may not have heard

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There's a plane crash in the south pacific and there are six survivors. Two Jews, two Catholics and two Presbyterians. They all wash up on this desert island.

The two Jews get together, they talk for a while, they form the island temple.

The two Catholics get together, they talk for a while, they form Our Lady of the Island.

The two Presbyterians get together, they talk for a while, they form the First and Second Presbyterian Churches of the south pacific island.