Anyone ever seen this youtube video?

[Ploutos]

So when someone comes along and says an angel showed him Calvin in Heaven, I'm really going to be confused on which one to believe.

After a profound statement like this, the thread can only go downhill from here.

 

[J.L. Allen]

After a profound statement like this, the thread can only go downhill from here.

And it began on flat ground. At least a few laughs can be had on the way.

 

[Grant]

This whole time I thought Swiper was the villain. My daughters are going to be crushed.

Turns out his backstory includes how he helped create shows like Dora the Explorer Demon.

 

[Assaf1981]

Before I lose the five minutes of my life I'll never get back, a few questions:

1) Who is this person?
2) What knowledge does he have on this situation?
3) Why should I listen to him?

For number two, one word; visions!

 

[MyCrows]

For number two, one word; visions!

Please tell me you're joking. So I can give you a laughy face, and not be seriously concerned.

 

[Assaf1981]

Please tell me you're joking. So I can give you a laughy face, and not be seriously concerned.

I am just reporting news, no more and no less.

 

[Assaf1981]

Please tell me you're joking. So I can give you a laughy face, and not be seriously concerned.

Just joking. Based on the creator's research, he discovered(?) that John Calvin taught that people are predestined for salvation even if they did not separate from a sinful life. The creator also says that Calvin taught if an elect soul doesn't stop sinning, it will not matter, because he/she was predestined to be saved.

 

[Stephen L Smith]

The answer can only be 'Murica!

This Kiwi also noted a few strange things when he was in 'Murica a few months ago. In the words of another esteemed Puritan Board member:

If you care so much about traffic safety, why do you 'Muricans drive on the wrong side of the road?

 

[Ryan&Amber2013]

Just joking. Based on the creator's research, he discovered(?) that John Calvin taught that people are predestined for salvation even if they did not separate from a sinful life. The creator also says that Calvin taught if an elect soul doesn't stop sinning, it will not matter, because he/she was predestined to be saved.

Lol, if they're going to have a serious vision and be brought to hell, they at least have to have an accurate view of somebody's theology they are judging and saying is in hell. I don't think I've ever met one Calvinist who believed someone can continue on sinning as a way of life, and be called elect.

 

[Logan]

it seems so. Imma go with a strong Probably.

I hadn't opened this thread but every time I saw the title I kept thinking the exact same thing: "yes, someone probably has seen this YouTube video."

Ugh, @jw is influencing me.

 

[Assaf1981]

I'm not sure why someone thinking that John Calvin is in hell would be surprising to you, given that "the god of Calvinism is a demon" "Calvinism is a cult" and other such nonsense is extremely common in the anti-Calvinist camp.

This is where you call Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit!

 

[LadyCalvinist]

If I have learned anything in my 29 years as a born-again Christian, it is this: there is a whole lot of nonsense masquerading as Christianity. There are people are who are treating Heaven as though it was a tourist destination. This is just delusional.

 

[Andrew35]

Ah, but have you seen this Youtube video?

No thanks needed, just trying to bring the joys of previous generations to the next.

 

[0isez]

Too bad the tabloid National Enquirer is defunct could've had this article proudly displayed with "Batchild Found"

 

[itsreed]

Turns out that this Youtube creator also teaches us that Spiderman is a demon.

Well, of course.

 

[No Other Name]

Well, of course.

I was on the fence and becoming convinced until I saw he spelled it "COBWED".

Like do you see how far away the "D" is from the "B" on the QWERTY keyboard?

If you didn't see it, you need to wake up to how the spiritual realm works in our physical dimension. That kind of error cannot be of God.

 

[0isez]

I was on the fence and becoming convinced until I saw he spelled it "COBWED".

Like do you see how far away the "D" is from the "B" on the QWERTY keyboard?

If you didn't see it, you need to wake up to how the spiritual realm works in our physical dimension. That kind of error cannot be of God.

A most excellent point!

 

[KMK]

I think all of them, but...

50 years later and I still remember that theme song.

 

[KMK]

I hadn't opened this thread but every time I saw the title I kept thinking the exact same thing: "yes, someone probably has seen this YouTube video."

Ugh, @jw is influencing me.

He's been doing this for 15 years! I read every one of my OPs several times to make sure it is jw-proof.