Blonde Joke

[Semper Fidelis]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"

When asked why such a big password, she said that she was complying with the rule that all passwords had to be at least 8 characters long.

 

[OPC'n]

Good one!

Why did the blond run into the building?

 

[AThornquist]

Why did the blond run into the building?

Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?

That was mean!

 

[OPC'n]

Why did the blond run into the building?

Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?

That was mean!

hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.

A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?

 

[Mark Hettler]

Why did the blond run into the building?

Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?

That was mean!

hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.

A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?

Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?

 

[OPC'n]

Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?

That was mean!

hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.

A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?

Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?

Yes, now which half gets there first

 

[louis_jp]

The blonde floats down slower because of all the air in her head.

 

[OPC'n]

The blonde floats down slower because of all the air in her head.

Ha! Close but no cigar. The blond bc she has to stop for directions.

There was a blond driving down a country road when she saw another blond sitting in a boat which was in a field. She pulled over, got out of her car, and yelled out to the blond in the boat, "It's blonds like you who give us a bad name! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and smack you!"

 

[OPC'n]

hahahaha!

 

[Rich Koster]

10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring.

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Because it was glass and Sarah thought it was the automatic opening door?

That was mean!

hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.

A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?

Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?

No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.

 

[OPC'n]

10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring.

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hahahahaha! Close so very close! "Because she (not me!) wasn't looking where she was going.

A blond and a brunette jumps off a building. Who hits the ground first?

Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?

No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.

Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?

 

[Rich Koster]

10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring.

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Jumps off? Does that mean they're the same person?

No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.

Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?

A confession: guess what my hair color was before it became calico???

They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.

 

[OPC'n]

10 blondes in a circle were arrested........for starting a dope ring.

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No, they had a blonde grammar teacher.

Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?

They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.

 

[Rich Koster]

Hey! I resemble that remark! Why is everyone so mean on PB?

They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.

A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???

 

[Herald]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"

When asked why such a big password, she said that she was complying with the rule that all passwords had to be at least 8 characters long.

My wife is blonde. Dare I tell her that joke?

 

[Herald]

What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?

An air pocket.

 

[OPC'n]

They banned witch hunting so we have to take out our frustrations somehow.

A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???

Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!

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What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?

An air pocket.

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What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond

 

[Rich Koster]

A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???

Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!

-----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:30:37 EST-----

What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?

An air pocket.

-----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:31:33 EST-----

What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond

If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff )

 

[OPC'n]

A flaming shot of scotch....are blondes allowed to attempt that without a fire engine present???

Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!

-----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:30:37 EST-----

What do you call a Blonde at the bottom of a pool?

An air pocket.

-----Added 10/9/2009 at 05:31:33 EST-----

What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond

If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff )

We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?

 

[Montanablue]

A group of blondes was driving a pickup truck over a bridge, their brakes went out, and they went into the river. The two in the cab were able to get out, swam to the surface, and survived, but the two riding in the truck bed drowned. Why?

 

[OPC'n]

A group of blondes was driving a pickup truck over a bridge, their brakes went out, and they went into the river. The two in the cab were able to get out, swam to the surface, and survived, but the two riding in the truck bed drowned. Why?

They couldn't find the door or they couldn't find the window handles to roll down the windows?

 

[Gord]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"

When asked why such a big password, she said that she was complying with the rule that all passwords had to be at least 8 characters long.

My wife is blonde. Dare I tell her that joke?

Not if you don't know her password !

 

[Montanablue]

A group of blondes was driving a pickup truck over a bridge, their brakes went out, and they went into the river. The two in the cab were able to get out, swam to the surface, and survived, but the two riding in the truck bed drowned. Why?

They couldn't find the door or they couldn't find the window handles to roll down the windows?

Close. The ones in the cab were able to roll down the windows. The ones in the bed died while trying to get the tailgate down.

 

[Rich Koster]

Oh, yeah! And I could out drink you in scotch any day of the week!

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What do you call a blond in a coffin? A dyed blond

If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff )

We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?

We must meet at a neutral place between NJ & WI which has copious quantities of White Castles (for a primer) and Dewars (or better.. I have no objections to Glenlivet or Pinch etc) and there must be 1) an impartial arbitrator (such as my blonde wife who read this over my shoulder) and a designated driver (for both of us). 2) At least 2 PB referees to validate we are drinking Scotch and not some rotgut imposture.

Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....

 

[Curt]

If you're buyin', I'm tryin' ( no cheap stuff )

We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?

Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....

All what?

 

[Rich Koster]

We buy our own.....how are we going to do this....over skype?

Maybe we can have a Friday night smackdown... Rich & Sarah vs the Highlander.....winner takes all....

All what?

The tab for the smackdown & slyders

 

[Skyler]

Ohio's between NJ and WI...

And there's White Castles around here.

 

[Rich Koster]

Are you volunteering to stage the MAIN EVENT??

 

[Skyler]

No, I'm just suggesting a location.

 

[Rich Koster]

No, I'm just suggesting a location.

OK, I'll let you off the hook for now.....this fight needs a promoter....I hope Larry King isn't reading this thread..

Sarah must be @ work or in training, so let's give it a rest for tonight.......BREAKFAST BRAWL !!!!