Comment on the Poster Above You

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by heartoflesh, Jul 9, 2010.

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  1. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    Okay, so I stole this idea from the Telecaster Forum so I can't lay any claim to its genius or lack thereof. Please make an imaginary comment about the poster above you in an imaginative, tasteful, and playful kind of way.

    example: "so and so wears black socks with bermuda shorts".

    Have fun kids.
     
  2. larryjf

    larryjf Puritan Board Senior

    All of Josh's profile pictures show him from the chest up because he wants to hide the fact that he loves wearing hula skirts!!
     
  3. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    By his avatar you would never know, but in real life Mr. Bray looks like a dejected cartoon character.
     
  4. Semper Fidelis

    Semper Fidelis 2 Timothy 2:24-25 Staff Member

    Mr. Thornquist wipes the tears from a child's eyes as he mourns the wickedness of Swiper the Fox.
     
  5. Backwoods Presbyterian

    Backwoods Presbyterian Puritanboard Amanuensis

    Unbeknown to the rest of the Puritan Board Semper's son really is Batman.
     
  6. Emmanuel

    Emmanuel Puritan Board Freshman

    Josh has won "Best Fiddler" at the Greater Saskatoon Folk Festival for six consecutive years.
     
  7. Willem van Oranje

    Willem van Oranje Puritan Board Junior

    Joel has mice living in his beard.
     
  8. JennyG

    JennyG Puritan Board Graduate

    Willem of orange calls himself that because he drank so much Sunny d,....it became appropriate :)
     
  9. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Jenny is campaigning to ban avatars in Scotland
     
  10. Semper Fidelis

    Semper Fidelis 2 Timothy 2:24-25 Staff Member

    Honey, you don't need to turn the flash on in direct sunligh...never mind.
     
  11. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Rich secretly has trouble telling his twin girls apart....don't tell Mrs. Semper Fi!
     
  12. Montanablue

    Montanablue Puritan Board Doctor

    Marie's parents call her cherie and she once threw a party with a man named Louie who brings her candy.
     
  13. Semper Fidelis

    Semper Fidelis 2 Timothy 2:24-25 Staff Member

    Here, you want this piece of gum? I'm done with it.
     
  14. teddyrux

    teddyrux Puritan Board Freshman

    Did Superman and Wonder Woman get married?
     
  15. Porter

    Porter Puritan Board Freshman

    And Teddy cropped the photo he shot of himself, to the upper right corner, because he had lettuce in his teeth.
     
  16. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    My head hurts!
     
  17. Bookmeister

    Bookmeister Puritan Board Freshman

    Lawrence is sitting on the top step behind his wife to hide the fact that he is actually shorter than her.
     
  18. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    I was in a rush this morning and had to shave in the shower without a mirror - did I miss a spot?
     
  19. toddpedlar

    toddpedlar Iron Dramatist

    Here, kid, lemme take care of that booger for ya!
     
  20. Ruby

    Ruby Puritan Board Junior

    A viking seen peddling his wares in Cresco, IA
     
  21. buggy

    buggy Puritan Board Freshman

    Nice heart shape that!
     
  22. Jesus is my friend

    Jesus is my friend Puritan Board Junior

    After the wedding to "Herbie-the love bug" the two moved to the Bahamas to a beach house in the sandunes
     
  23. TimV

    TimV Puritanboard Botanist

    Brian secretly wishes to bully nerds while creating pulchritudinous anxieties.
     
  24. Jesus is my friend

    Jesus is my friend Puritan Board Junior

    Upon looking in the mirror Tim V-Bee was heard to remark-"Do these wings make me look fat?"
     
  25. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Brian loves posting quickly so others can't comment on Tim ;) Seriously, I am trying to swat a fly in my house that I have no clue what it is. It looks like a wasp, actually... It lande3d on my computer last night and flew around my lamp, but now I can't see it! It had white wings and several yellow stripes on its body. I don't think it was a... c.r....which I've had before, YUCK!

    Or maybe it's Tim, so I better not kill him!
     
  26. Willem van Oranje

    Willem van Oranje Puritan Board Junior

    Marie P. loves long walks in the sunshine, tea-parties in her parlor under the fan, reading poetry, and her diary.
     
  27. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Yes, but Riley really does live the life of Riley!!
     
  28. Semper Fidelis

    Semper Fidelis 2 Timothy 2:24-25 Staff Member

    Pardon me, would you kindly pick the lice out of my hair?
     
  29. JonathanHunt

    JonathanHunt Puritan Board Senior

    Ooh Rah? More like Ooh-err!
     
  30. Willem van Oranje

    Willem van Oranje Puritan Board Junior

    Jonathan Hunt was a man,
    Yes a BIG MAN;
    with an eye like an eagle and as tall as a moutain was he.
    Jonathan Hunt was a man,
    Yes a BIG MAN;
    He was brave,
    He was fearless,
    and as tough as a mighty oak tree.
     
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