Dad jokes

[MyCrows]

Ok guys, let's have em.


Q: What do you call Bigfoot after he's just ate a pile of baked beans?

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Spoiler: Answer

A: Gasquatch

 

[John The Baptist]

I have 4 eyes, 3 mouths, and 2 noses. What am I?


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Spoiler

Ugly

 

[hammondjones]

What time is it when you go to the dentist?
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Spoiler: Answer

Tooth-hurty

 

[Laus Deo]

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Why are cemeteries surrounded by high fences?

Spoiler: Spoiler Answer

because people are dying to get in

 

[Stephen L Smith]

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Why are cemeteries surrounded by high fences?

Spoiler: Spoiler Answer

because people are dying to get in

You deadly serious?