Dealing with stress

[OPC'n]

Do you have an airsoft gun and a dog?

I started coughing I was laughing so hard!

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Ha. If she's so smart she should learn how to put the lid down herself.

hahaha! we're just trying to teach men how to be smart that's why we don't do it ourselves.....just think of all the smartness you would be missing out on!

This is one the men will only appreciate ....

You know, I have never sat into the toilet. I have three brothers, and it was not uncommon for the seat to be left up. I have seen the same "seat up" at many a public restroom. For the life of me, I cannot see why women don't look before they leap.

Someone has got to have an answer for that, but if women were so smart, you'd think they would learn after just once sitting in the bowl.

we aren't that stupid! we just get tired of having to put the seat down is all! my sister finally started making her husband sit down on the toilet when he wanted to use it! Good doggie! hahaha!

 

[AThornquist]

I get tired of lifting it up. You have gravity on your side. It's not fair, Sarah. IT'S NOT FAIR!!

 

[OPC'n]

I get tired of lifting it up. You have gravity on your side. It's not fair, Sarah. IT'S NOT FAIR!!

Life isn't fair Andrew and women should be catered to!

 

[AThornquist]

Well, I already know what I'm going to do when I have a wife. I'm going to (lovingly) declare, "Submit to me, woman!" And then I'll smile, kiss her (if at this point she'll let me), and then do what she wants.

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"Come 'ere, kitty kitty!"

 

[OPC'n]

Well, I already know what I'm going to do when I have a wife. I'm going to (lovingly) declare, "Submit to me, woman!" And then I'll smile, kiss her (if at this point she'll let me), and then do what she wants.

-----Added 10/2/2009 at 01:39:10 EST-----

"Come 'ere, kitty kitty!"

 

[(^^)Regin]

Hi Andrew,

Honest question for you, Regin - do people in Japan eat cats? I wish it wasn't so taboo here in the US. I enjoyed Pergamum's blog at one point when he recalled the story of their cat they decided to eat. He said something like: \"Cat. The other gray meat!\"

I am living in the southern part of Japan the culture here is different, nevertheless I am not aware of cat eating Japanese (until now ).

There are some foods here that you have to 'learn' to like.

- [video=youtube;kLWFZX-fGvU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLWFZX-fGvU&feature=related[/video]
-[video=youtube;bp-a5y8rY28]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp-a5y8rY28[/video]

I have a long list but these are the two things most westerners find to reject...... badly..... like really bad!

 

[Brian Withnell]

we aren't that stupid! we just get tired of having to put the seat down is all! my sister finally started making her husband sit down on the toilet when he wanted to use it! Good doggie! hahaha!

Ah! so it isn't stupid, it is lazy!

You would think guys would have the same complaint about having to put the seat up!

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I am not aware of cat eating Japanese (until now ).

Not even tigers eat Japanese?

 

[(^^)Regin]

Not even tigers eat Japanese?

Now that cracked me up!

 

[AThornquist]

Not even tigers eat Japanese?

And brother Regin, actually Pergamum is a missionary in another country in the far east. He's not in Japan. So the Japanese don't eat cats, okay. If you are going to serve stinky beans you could try it though

 

[(^^)Regin]

we aren't that stupid! we just get tired of having to put the seat down is all! my sister finally started making her husband sit down on the toilet when he wanted to use it! Good doggie! hahaha!

Ah! so it isn't stupid, it is lazy!

You would think guys would have the same complaint about having to put the seat up!

You know, here in Japan we have the 'squat' seats where you don't need the seats Perhaps if you have one in the house you will have peace and harmony......

 

[AThornquist]

Whoa. I've never seen one of those before. I would hate to lose my balance.

 

[OPC'n]

Whoa. I've never seen one of those before. I would hate to lose my balance.

here, here! looks like a bathtub! Yikes!

 

[(^^)Regin]

Whoa. I've never seen one of those before. I would hate to lose my balance.

here, here! looks like a bathtub! Yikes!

It comes with 3 colors, white, pink and light blue

 

[OPC'n]

Whoa. I've never seen one of those before. I would hate to lose my balance.

here, here! looks like a bathtub! Yikes!

It comes with 3 colors, white, pink and light blue

I wonder who win the most Are there more of one color in Japan? hehehe! or does white reign in households across Japan?

 

[AThornquist]

This is such a weird conversation.

And I don't intend this to be crude; this is a serious question. What happens if someone has diarrhea? The sit-down method seems a lot more . . . contained.

 

[OPC'n]

This is such a weird conversation.

And I don't intend this to be crude; this is a serious question. What happens if someone has diarrhea? The sit-down method seems a lot more . . . contained.

I think you're suppose to squat like you do in public restrooms.....tell me you don't sit down in public restrooms!

 

[(^^)Regin]

This is such a weird conversation.

And I don't intend this to be crude; this is a serious question. What happens if someone has diarrhea? The sit-down method seems a lot more . . . contained.

Well if you have the 'D' then I recommend Not using this seat otherwise it can get a little..... explosive..... like a .... grenade.... with shrapnel....

 

[AThornquist]

I really don't want to continue with this topic so I will simply say, "Uh, no way - I don't sit in public restrooms."

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Well if you have the 'D' then I recommend Not using this seat otherwise it can get a little..... explosive..... like a .... grenade.... with shrapnel....

This sounds like the making of documentary. *Insert British accent* "Observe what appears to be the result of a rhinoceros with diarrhea and a hand grenade. Amazing."

 

[(^^)Regin]

here, here! looks like a bathtub! Yikes!

It comes with 3 colors, white, pink and light blue

I wonder who win the most Are there more of one color in Japan? hehehe! or does white reign in households across Japan?

majority of people do not own their houses they just rent, so there are huge apartment housings, and most of their bathroom/toilets are prefabricated, so that means they pretty much look a like. In cities like Tokyo you don't only charged with water that comes out of your faucet but you also get charge with the water that goes in your sewage. So if your trying to save money... use the Mall's

 

[AThornquist]

you also get charge with the water that goes in your sewage.

Relieve yourself using the sink? OH NO! SOAP CLOG SPIN-OFF THREAD!

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Regin, you joined after this thread started, but that's what I'm referring to by soap clog.

 

[(^^)Regin]

 

[Berean]

I'm glad I checked the "opt out" box on this thread.

 

[AThornquist]

The secret of your pink squat zone is safe with us, Norm.

 

[Berean]

Oh no! Now I'm a participant too! What have I done?

 

[ewenlin]

Apparently the solution to your problem Regin, is to read the Puritan Board.

See what nice people we have here.

 

[Berean]

We could have told Regin that if he'd just asked.

 

[Rich Koster]

I need some humor, how do you deal with stress?

Go to JW's houses at 2AM, knock and run

(For those who don't know me, that's a joke....I can't run)

 

[LadyCalvinist]

If we women ran the world leaving the toilet seat up would be a felony.

 

[Julio Martinez Jr]

If we women ran the world leaving the toilet seat up would be a felony.

 

[ewenlin]

Seeing what happened to the first two men,
The third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength,
The tools and the intelligence
To cross the river'

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map,
Hiked one
Hundred yards up stream
And walked across the bridge.

Sounds about right. Women need divine intelligence to read a map.