Do People's Nikes Get Left Behind in the Rapture or Just Cowboy Hats?

[Joshua]

Or right? Askin' for a cowboy.

 

[Regi Addictissimus]

Just New Balances. Nikes are made for catching air.

Cowboy hats aren't very aerodynamic. It's best to switch to a beanie or swimmer's cap.

 

[Pilgrim]

People who wear shoes from that wicked company get Left Behind.

 

[Jason F.]

I think your Nikes will go up with you, unless you have the Lil Nas X ones, and if that's the case it probably wouldn't apply to you anyway

 

[Pergamum]

We are pulled speedily right up and outta our clothes! That way anyone with a hidden tattoo can be detected and their trajectory changed to a more suitable Southerly course for their Final Destination.