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Puritan Board Senior
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
NUMBER 4 : "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in
the time-management course you sent me to."
NUMBER 3 : "Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You
probably got here just in time!"
NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards
when you put your ear down real close?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) "... in Jesus' name, Amen "
NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
NUMBER 4 : "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in
the time-management course you sent me to."
NUMBER 3 : "Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You
probably got here just in time!"
NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards
when you put your ear down real close?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) "... in Jesus' name, Amen "