Presbyterian Deacon
Puritan Board Graduate
one more verse of "Just As I Am!"....
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This one time my wife . . .
This one time my wife . . .
Careful....watch this:
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch...he_speaks_pastors_wives_get_their_day_youtube
This one time my wife . . .
Careful....watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY4k...he_speaks_pastors_wives_get_their_day_youtube
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY4khRpG8O8&e"]YouTube - Before He Speaks[/ame]
The funniest thing I've read in a while is your title line.
That was the funniest thing I'v heard in a while....
The funniest thing I've read in a while is your title line.
That was the funniest thing I'v heard in a while....
"It's good to get up before God in the morning"
This one time my wife . . .
Careful....watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY4k...he_speaks_pastors_wives_get_their_day_youtube
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY4khRpG8O8&e"]YouTube - Before He Speaks[/ame]
Pink, Oprah, and Joel Olsteen. What a combo!
As one who was not dispensational attending that church became frustrating."Did you see ________ about Israel? Looks like the end times are very near now."
"Last Days this, Last Days that, Israel this, Israel that."
"You know I dont find anything about America in the book of Revelation, so it will probably have a downfall before the end times."
"Did you read the Newest Left Behind book yet??"
"Did you watch the new Left Behind Movie yet??"
"Man that Left Behind does an excellent job of capturing what Revelation says will happen" (Honestly I heard that at least 3 times.)
"God helps those who help themselves."
"God is in the business of helping people, and we as God's people should be too."
"Whenever _____ prays he always talk to God like they're best friends, he starts every prayer with 'Hey there Big Guy'" (I actually heard a conversation two people had about how they were impressed by someone addressing God in such a blasphemous way)
Well, at least no one still uses phat...and thankfully I NEVER heard it in a sermon!! I do believe that a church is still the only place you can receive a "pounding" from 50-60 people and end up better off than before it happened.
(In case you don't know...I found this out with some confusion, in my first pastorate...a pounding is when the members of a church gift a member in need with canned goods and other groceries.)
I hope his wife thumped him good."Some of you have come to seminary hoping you will find a little wife and get a big church, but a lot of you will end up 20 years from now in a little church with a big wife"
When I was at seminary, a chapel speaker said(I don't know what he was thinking),
I hope his wife thumped him good."Some of you have come to seminary hoping you will find a little wife and get a big church, but a lot of you will end up 20 years from now in a little church with a big wife"
I know a man in Christian leadership who says, "Father God" every five second when praying publicly. One time I counted the number of "Father God's" and had to stop when it exceeded thirty.
This one time my wife . . .
Careful....watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY4k...he_speaks_pastors_wives_get_their_day_youtube
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY4khRpG8O8&e"]YouTube - Before He Speaks[/ame]
Turd!I heard a sermon where the pastor was naming off a list of place-names and then mentioned someone being "interred" in a prison camp....
But the way he said it was, " And he was in Frankford, and he was in hamburg, and he was in Paris, and he is in....terred."
I laughed. I thought he said turd and almost laughed out loud.
Great You Tube!!! Though I must say I rarely if ever use my wife or my kid in Sermon illustrations.