Ivan
Pastor
Thank goodness for that checkbox! Now we know how old Bill is!
A young whippersnapper!
Younger than me but then to you I'm a young whipper snapper!
How do I know that?
Happy Birthday Me!
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How do I know that?
kalawine
Puritan Board Junior
Huh? I'm missing something here.
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Ivan
Pastor
Bill, I see you're not as educated as I thought.
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You're birthday isn't listed. You may be older than dirt.
Is Methuselah's birthday listed on the PB? I think not. Prove it!
Theognome
Burrito Bill
...And happily so. My Purdiestness is NOT a sports widow. However, she is a handyman widow...
Theognome
Ivan
Pastor
Bill, I see you're not as educated as I thought.
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You're birthday isn't listed. You may be older than dirt.
...And happily so. My Purdiestness is NOT a sports widow. However, she is a handyman widow...
Theognome
Ahhh...okay...good for you.
DMcFadden
Puritanboard Commissioner
Hey . . . hey . . . hey. I was planning to wish you God's best on your birthday. However, with my hearing, eyesight, and senses leaving me due to my advanced age . . . what were we talking about again? Don't tell me, I've got it right here on the tip of my . . . have you seen "UP" yet? Great movie for kids and for those working with the elderly . . . the price of gas is up again too . . . while we are talking about gas, you know what old Ivan did? Oh well . . . better get back to preparing for tomorrow . . . Bible study was so much easier before they added those new books (I mean everything after Romans) . . . I'd like to visit Rome some day . . . it is probably a lot different from Athens where I ate the best gyro one night on the streets in Athens . . . they call it shawarma in Israel . . . what about that Bibi Netanyahu? Do you think that he will blow up Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? How do you say his name? Somebody told me it is "Im-a-nut-job" but that doesn't sound respectful . . . oh well, it is time for me to go to . . . to . . . to . . . to ahm . . . bed.
Good night Bill. Happy birthday even if it isn't yet your birthday yet here in California. God bless you. Cheer up. You don't look a day younger than 50!
christiana
Puritan Board Senior
Happy Birthday and many blessings in the coming year!!
PresbyDane
Puritanboard Doctor
happy birthday Gnome your present is me NOT wacking you with an atomic wet nuddle today 
APuritansMind
Puritan Board Junior
Happy Birthday, Bill!
LawrenceU
Puritan Board Doctor
Happy Birthday to you!
I'm not sure how your Purdiestness is going to handle all the increased work load after today: new ceiling paint, restoring the finish on the dining table, perhaps even a major restoration to a room.
Have you installed that blower on your chair yet? It takes a mod kit, but it is worth it!
I'm not sure how your Purdiestness is going to handle all the increased work load after today: new ceiling paint, restoring the finish on the dining table, perhaps even a major restoration to a room.
Have you installed that blower on your chair yet? It takes a mod kit, but it is worth it!
Theognome
Burrito Bill
Actually, she wants me to build a new kitchen set, new ceiling textures in three rooms and two bedroom sets. And as far as the chair blower is concerned, I was considering going this route-
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Theognome
Ivan
Pastor
Ah, I forget what he did. Can you tell me?
Michael Doyle
Puritan Board Junior
Happy birthday Bill
he beholds
Puritan Board Doctor
Happy Birthday!!!
What is a Mr. Bill??????????????????????
What is a Mr. Bill??????????????????????
Timothy William
Puritan Board Junior
Happy Birthday You!
Berean
Puritanboard Commissioner
toddpedlar
Iron Dramatist
Happy birthday, birthday boy!
Rangerus
Puritan Board Junior
There once was a guy named Theognome
Who, though his wife despised it, collected yard art made of urethane foam.
One day he thought “oh what fun it would be”
If everyone would sing happy birthday to me!
So without fear he started this thread,
And no one has yet to be mean or cruel which quite frankly is remarkable and awesome!
Happy birthday Bill!
Theognome
Burrito Bill
There once was a guy named Theognome
Who, though his wife despised it, collected yard art made of urethane foam.
One day he thought “oh what fun it would be”
If everyone would sing happy birthday to me!
So without fear he started this thread,
And no one has yet to be mean or cruel which quite frankly is remarkable and awesome!
Happy birthday Bill!
That's the worst limerick of all time! I feel so honored!
Theognome
Theognome
Burrito Bill
Wow you're popular! Look at all these posts!
Yes, I feel so loved... in spite of myself.
Theognome
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