Heretic Dishes

Discussion in 'The Iron Chef' started by Knoxienne, Apr 18, 2009.

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  1. Knoxienne

    Knoxienne Puritan Board Graduate

    Can anyone think of any?

    Not heretic recipes, but heretic dishes would probably be a better title. Can't edit it. :eek:
     
  2. PresbyDane

    PresbyDane Puritanboard Doctor

    :flamingscot: :lol:
     
  3. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Mod warning: Just be careful who you call a heretic! :lol:
     
  4. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    All church heretics boiled in oil for 30min! :D
     
  5. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    John Hagee briskets:

    Start roasting 2 identical briskets on the grill. Remove one for medium done. Leave the other one on for 7 more minutes and shake the grill violently until done.
     
  6. Knoxienne

    Knoxienne Puritan Board Graduate

    I was thinking along the lines of Word of Faith guys - real obvious folks. Yes, caution is indeed necessary.

    -----Added 4/18/2009 at 08:12:19 EST-----

    Joyce-car Meyer Wiener Appetizers
    Marilyn Hickeyberry Pie
     
  7. PresbyDane

    PresbyDane Puritanboard Doctor

    Yeah we need to only burn the obvious ones, not the ones that for example disguies themselves with sunglasses or wigs ;) :lol:

    j/k please do not burn me
     
  8. Berean

    Berean Puritan Board Doctor

    :think: :stirpot: :popcorn:
     
  9. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Campbellite soup. Mmmm, Mmmm, Good!

    Theognome
     
  10. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Nestorian Cream Pie:

    Take pie shell and fill with chocolate filling. Take second pie shell and fill with cream topping. Keep two shells apart. Enjoy.
     
  11. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Finney roast chicken:

    A succulent ,tender, moist, well seasoned..... oh can't you just taste it people.....when the little button pops, I want you all to run up front and grab a piece.
     
  12. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    :lol:

    Apparently you're not familiar with Roasted Martin Marshmallows.

    :lol:
     
  13. PresbyDane

    PresbyDane Puritanboard Doctor

    Yeah I was affraid that old recipe might come up
     
  14. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Baked Chicken with Eutychian glaze

    Bake boneless chicken for 20 minutes while thoroughly warming glaze. When chicken is done, remove from oven. Careful taken chicken and place in glaze until completely engulfed. Eat only glaze. Enjoy.
     
  15. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Rodney Howard Browned Chicken-

    Withe the feathers still on, take a whole chicken, slay it by making it fall backwards into red-hot hellfire. Roast until very dark.

    Theognome
     
  16. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    I just want to make sure no one comes up with Norman Shepherd Pie. :lol:
     
  17. Beth Ellen Nagle

    Beth Ellen Nagle Puritan Board Senior

    Pentecostal Twice Fried Burgers.


    Fry burgers then deep fry them to make sure they are filled with grease.


    (ok, that wasn't funy)
     
  18. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    C Peter Wagner dinosaur burgers:

    First you need to find a dinosaur. You say they are extinct with the closing of canon? Well, I'm one and I tell you there are more just like me. Unless you get under our authority, you will never make another burger. Ask Chuck Pierce.....he will clue you in on our secret recipe.
     
  19. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Tetzelstrudel-

    This indulgent dish is easy to make. Take one Tetzel, add three cups of St. Peters, mix with two tablespoons coffee (from the coffers). Bake at 4,000 degrees or until released from purgatory.

    Theognome
     
  20. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Kenneth Hagin-Daas Ice Cream

    Get a worm. Just a mealy little worm. Burn it in fire for three days. Retrieve it. Claim that it is delicious ice cream and eat it.
     
  21. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Shake and TD Jake chicken-

    Put one chicken quarter into a bag filled with one spice only- You can't have Trinitarian spices. Make sure it's baked by a woman, too.

    Theognome
     
  22. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Marcionite Fried Chicken

    Take a whole chicken and fry it. Throw away the parts you don't like. Eat drumstick and enjoy.
     
  23. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Jiffy Pope popcorn:

    Take all professing ears of popping corn you can find. Tie them to a stake. Unless they recant, burn them till crisp and season with salt and butter.
     
  24. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Brussels Sprouts Au Aquinas

    Rinse two pounds of Brussels Sprouts (no one likes them anyway), and put in a pot of boiling water. In another pot, boil two pounds of imaginary Roma Tomatoes and bow to them. Combine Roman mythology with disgusting Catholic sprouts. Sprinkle with Dante.

    Theognome
     
  25. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Joel Osteen Buffalo Wings:

    Take 5 pounds of chicken wings. Fry them until just done. Then mix two drops of tabasco sauce with 1 pound of melted butter. We just want to butter them up folks, leave that hell fire sauce for someone else's recipe.
     
  26. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Peter Popoffovers

    Mix flour and water and put in popover tin. Then, turn your back and wait for a cuecard to tell you that they've been baked. If no cue card is available, get an earpiece pick-up with someone in the kitchen on the other end telling you what happened.

    Theongome
     
  27. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Mary Baker Eddy Chocolate Cake

    That's not really chocolate cake; it's just an illusion. Here, read the cookbook and you'll see.
     
  28. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Charles Taze Russell Stover Candies

    Devilishly sweet, these are actually a lot of work to put together. Your local representatives will be at your home shortly to show you the way.

    Theognome
     
  29. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Joseph Smith imitation vanilla pound cake:

    1 pound of sifted flour (let gulls pick out any bugs)
    2 pinches of Nephi brand baking powder
    1 pound of home churned butter
    1 pound of Moroni sugar
    1 tsp of Salt Lake City brand imitation vanilla extract

    Bake at 451deg until someone believes it is really pound cake.

    Your mothers in law will love the recipe!!!
     
  30. CalvinandHodges

    CalvinandHodges Puritan Board Junior

    Hi:

    Flaming Servetus

    -Rob
     
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