How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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Richard King

Puritan Board Senior
It seems that at least a couple of us would have mentioned that the South could have done a superior job of light bulb changing :down: way down south in Dixie.

Timothy William

Puritan Board Junior
And remember, the light bulb has to want to be changed.

Gerry, you must be thinking of an arminian light bulb.
How many Pelagians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the light bulb does not need fundamental change, it just needs to try a little harder to do good works.

We do not change light bulbs, we believe in the perseverance of the Light Bulb. Did not our Lord, quoting Scripture, say "a bruised reed he will not break, and a smouldering <light source> he will not snuff out"?

Those light bulbs which stop giving light and need changing were not true light bulbs, though they may have been part of the visible light bulb community, they emitted no true light. They departed from us because they were never part of us.


Have we had this yet?

How many FV's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Covenant maintenance is the responsibility of the lightbulb, once it's turned on, it must maintain itself in order to remain in the lightbulb community. What Paul was talking about wasn't actually change although he used that word, he was actually talking about how one gets considered to be a lightbulb in the first place. It's just the same thing you guys say, you just don't understand us!(sob). Confused? So am i...


Puritanboard Librarian


Puritan Board Freshman
Presbyterians changin bulbs? i dont think so, we're "not into works", we'll let the methodist do it, after all, they're babtist that can read ! :lol:


Puritanboard Amanuensis
In Japan a man was conducting a revival meeting and the lights went out. So the speaker asked everyone to raise their hands. At which the lights came back on. Everyone was amazed and whispered amongst themselves how it could have happened. Finally someone mustered up the courage to ask the speaker. He answered, Many hands make light work. :)


Puritan Board Junior
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb? Well, first the matter has to go to the session, then it must go to Presbytery, then to the General Assembly who will form a committee to determine if the light bulb was predestined to be changed.

Richard King

Puritan Board Senior
i have decided to just curse the darkness.
Who has time to change lightbulbs when there is a PB posting frenzy going on?


Puritan Board Sophomore
Should we be using light bulbs to begin with?? :candle:

And God said:

∇ • E = ρ / εo

∇ • B = 0

∇ x E = - ∂B/∂t

∇ x B = μoJ + μoεo∂E/∂t

And it was so.

Rev 21:23 And the city has no need of sun or moon to shine on it, for the glory of God gives it light, and its lamp is the Lamb.
Rev 21:24 By its light will the nations walk, and the kings of the earth will bring their glory into it,
Rev 21:25 and its gates will never be shut by day--and there will be no night there.
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