How many posts until you graduate from Puritanboard Freshman?

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by Jon 316, Mar 4, 2009.

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  1. Jesus is my friend

    Jesus is my friend Puritan Board Junior

    :hunter:
     
  2. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    I wish I had been raised in Scottland.... I think
     
  3. Mushroom

    Mushroom Puritan Board Doctor

    You think, therefore you are raised in Scotland.

    Resistance is futile. Assimilation is in Edinburg.
     
  4. Berean

    Berean Puritan Board Doctor

  5. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    It was charliejunfan.
     
  6. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    HA! I knew it! You gonna tell me that I can't speel now too?
     
  7. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    Platypus.
     
  8. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    Jeet Kune Do
     
  9. Mushroom

    Mushroom Puritan Board Doctor

    Duckbilled, even.
     
  10. Grymir

    Grymir Puritan Board Graduate

    Final Fantasy (any number) = mythical game where I save the world.

    Emergent Church = mythical Jesus where I save myself.

    Allegorical Method of Instruction and Discussion = thread on subject(ive) :lol:
     
  11. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    Possibly improbable but certainly possible.
     
  12. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    Joel Osteen is Oprah in disguise! (did I spell that right?)
     
  13. Mushroom

    Mushroom Puritan Board Doctor

    Andrew, we're pretty close on posts, pretty close on thanks received, but dude, you are mighty stingy on those thanks given.

    Wassup with that?
     
  14. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Beware of low flying reptiles.

    Theognome
     
  15. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    You must earn my gratitude.
     
  16. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    Low flying reptiles...got it!
     
  17. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    Bill knows way.
     
  18. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    Do you mean why?
     
  19. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    lamb.
     
  20. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    mutton
     
  21. MLCOPE2

    MLCOPE2 Puritan Board Junior

    500
     
  22. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    No! the number is 666 Not 499! You're a horrible Dispensational
     
  23. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    Criminal.
     
  24. MLCOPE2

    MLCOPE2 Puritan Board Junior

    Shoot, I missed it by one. But woohoo, I made post number 500!

    :cheers2:

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    :oops:
     
  25. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    HUH??? Your post number=68..... were you talking to someone besides yourself?
     
  26. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    Chuck Norris killed Rambo.
     
  27. Athaleyah

    Athaleyah Puritan Board Sophomore

    Thread post 500...
     
  28. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris No really! he did! rent Return of the Dragon....you'll see
     
  29. Athaleyah

    Athaleyah Puritan Board Sophomore

    Chuck Norris Facts:

    # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    #Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    # Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
     
  30. charliejunfan

    charliejunfan Puritan Board Senior

    :rofl:
     
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