KFC- Cheeto Chicken Sandwich

Discussion in 'The Iron Chef' started by Grant Jones, Jul 15, 2019.

Are you going to try it?

Poll closed Jul 29, 2019.
  1. Yes

    25.0%
  2. No

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  1. timfost

    timfost Puritan Board Junior

    Grant,

    You Southerners and your fried chicken. ;) Looks pretty gross, but I'm sure for some it's just the ticket for filling the cracks of the heart.

    ***Mutters to himself, "only in America."***
     
  2. Joshua

    Joshua Administrator Staff Member

    It's insulting. Velveeta and Ro-tel, with some diced serranos added into the mix, on the other hand . . . well that's just a great staple. Queso what, you might say. Nacho business. I don't wanna taco bout it.
     
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  3. C. M. Sheffield

    C. M. Sheffield Puritan Board Junior

    Please don't associate this with real Southern cuisine. That would break my heart.
     
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  4. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    It doesn't look appetizing but I would take a bit to see if I liked it.
     
  5. RPEphesian

    RPEphesian Puritan Board Sophomore

    @Grant Jones

    You didn't know, but this burger originated in Sweden, originally called the Schmer Der Hurdy Gurdy.

    It's made by flerpity floopin den sandwichens, boilen and burden den Cheetens, served with a side of perppity-kern and shrimpens, micronuken wid un bazooken.
     
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  6. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    Cheetos = manna.
     
  7. C. M. Sheffield

    C. M. Sheffield Puritan Board Junior

    :rofl::applause:
     
  8. Taylor Sexton

    Taylor Sexton Puritan Board Junior

    This was brilliant and, in my opinion, should be pinned for the edification of future generations.
     
  9. De Jager

    De Jager Puritan Board Freshman

    We are all born with a burger-sized hole in our guts that only a KFC Cheetoh Chicken Sandwich can fill.
     
  10. Rutherglen1794

    Rutherglen1794 Puritan Board Sophomore

    Honest question, brothers: When does joking about a sandwich in spiritual terms become irreverent, or at least, unhelpful?
     
  11. Grant Jones

    Grant Jones Puritan Board Junior

    Does this mean your going to try it?:rolleyes:
     
  12. De Jager

    De Jager Puritan Board Freshman

    I am not sure if you are referring to my post, but I have no problem with my post because I am not actually quoting biblical wording, but contemporary evangelical wording.
     
  13. C. M. Sheffield

    C. M. Sheffield Puritan Board Junior

    Not yet. ;)
     
  14. Rutherglen1794

    Rutherglen1794 Puritan Board Sophomore

    Just throwing it out there, brothers. Not condemning. Always good to be mindful, right?
     
  15. C. M. Sheffield

    C. M. Sheffield Puritan Board Junior

    It's a noble concern. Jocularity about holy things is a crying sin in the professing church today and one we ought to see we don't fall into. I love a good joke and having a good laugh. But when it comes to God and his Word, I don't joke around or permit my children to.

    That said, I don't believe anything in this thread has even come close to humor that I would call irreverent or profane.
     
  16. RPEphesian

    RPEphesian Puritan Board Sophomore

    The Swedish Chef is a great way to amuse my girls and their father at the same time :p

    Of all things I write, I'll be remembered for borkity-borkin wid den Shweden Chefen en der PersherkertyBerden?

    :surrender:

    To give credit where credit is due... don't get these stuck in your head...

    Popkern

    Bazooken
     
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  17. Josh Williamson

    Josh Williamson Puritan Board Freshman

  18. Grant Jones

    Grant Jones Puritan Board Junior

  19. Kinghezy

    Kinghezy Puritan Board Freshman

    Alas, the KJV thead posteth counteth is increasing festinate'r than this one. Scotty, i needeth m're pow'r!
     
  20. Taylor Sexton

    Taylor Sexton Puritan Board Junior

    Absolutely not.
     
  21. Grant Jones

    Grant Jones Puritan Board Junior

    Well I know you have all been waiting. Warning warning the food depicted below is dangerous and I normally only eat like this on a monthly cheat day from my Ketogenic diet.

    # 1 - The sandwich is delicious and worth trying. Chicken was crunchy, tender, juicy, with the classic KFC spice blend. Plus cheesy goodness and Cheetos. I say this as one who had given up on KFC.
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    #2 - I think this has also been a secret Russian ploy to conquer America, because 5 minutes later I looked like this (they now have infiltrated KFC):

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    # 3 - Still worth every bite:detective:
     
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  22. ZackF

    ZackF Puritan Board Graduate

    Interesting thread...from Cheeto to keto.
     
  23. Pergamum

    Pergamum Ordinary Guy (TM)

    I am coveting and must repent. That looks oh sooooooooo goood.
     
  24. Johnathan Lee Allen

    Johnathan Lee Allen Puritan Board Freshman

    @Grant Jones did you rope your poor wife in take the photo of the first bite? I wouldn’t be surprised if you video recorded it to watch it later.
     
  25. Grant Jones

    Grant Jones Puritan Board Junior

    Maybe:rolleyes:
     
  26. Susan777

    Susan777 Puritan Board Freshman

    I thought you made all that Swedish stuff up, had no idea it was a muppets character.:tumbleweed:
     
  27. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Puritan Board Doctor

    It was probably dreamed up by someone in NYC.
     
  28. Reformed Covenanter

    Reformed Covenanter Puritan Board Doctor

    When I saw Cheeto in the title, I was convinced it was another Trump Derangement Syndrome themed post. ;)

    On second thoughts, given that the opening poster is another orange-haired American with similarily bad dietary habits, perhaps I was mistaken. :stirpot:
     
  29. Grant Jones

    Grant Jones Puritan Board Junior

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  30. Johnathan Lee Allen

    Johnathan Lee Allen Puritan Board Freshman

    I came to PB for the theology. I stay for the exquisite culinary critiques and witty banter.

    High class stuff, fellas.
     
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