Moderator Abuse!

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by dcomin, Jul 28, 2008.

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  1. dcomin

    dcomin Psalm Singa

    An open appeal for assistance to all readers of the Puritan Board...

    In an apparent expression of being drunk with power, PB moderator Joshua has taken it upon himself to edit my title line and further ridicule my totally awesome, dapper and stylish solid cherry wood top hat.

    To whom do I appeal for restitution for the irreversible damage that this unwarranted attack is sure to wreak upon my reputation as a reputable contributor to this august forum?

    I really don't wish to get Mr. H into trouble... perhaps there is someone on the PB who is skilled in counseling and would be willing to help him work through his obvious fear of fashionable accessories?

    Doug Comin
  2. BobVigneault

    BobVigneault Bawberator

    Pastor Doug,
    you have it wrong. As this pictures shows, Josh has no fear of ridiculous head wear. He is clearly jealous and far from drunk with power, he is suffering from hat envy (very common these days.)

  3. Backwoods Presbyterian

    Backwoods Presbyterian Puritanboard Amanuensis

    If it is any consolation I like your hat Doug :lol:
  4. dcomin

    dcomin Psalm Singa

    That's funny right there... I don't care who you are... that there's funny! Git R Done!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  5. Backwoods Presbyterian

    Backwoods Presbyterian Puritanboard Amanuensis

    I have a hat just like that Josh, except mine is from Gander Mtn.
  6. Roldan

    Roldan Puritan Board Junior

    lol i was just thinking the same thing, the git ur done guy:lol:
  7. DMcFadden

    DMcFadden Puritanboard Commissioner


    The differentiating characteristic setting Josh apart from Sirmon is typified by the fact that you might call Josh "drunk with power." In Sirmon's case you would say he was just drunk. :lol:

    Those of us who have had run-ins with Sirmon can tell you, he is one difficult dude. At least the "git er done" guy is affable. Sirmon is just plain surly and sour. I did like his song, "Deficient Grace," however and used it with a group of people during a series on the Doctrines of Grace.
  8. jogri17

    jogri17 Puritan Board Junior

    He's not drunk with power but drunk on the spirit as Todd Bentley would say: Bam!
  9. panta dokimazete

    panta dokimazete Panting Donkey Machete

    :lol: - Doug, I thought you asked the admins to do that :lol:
  10. Stomata leontôn

    Stomata leontôn Puritan Board Sophomore

    Burn the hat, Dr. Seuss.
  11. jaybird0827

    jaybird0827 PuritanBoard Honor Roll


    That hat cracks me up. It makes you look like the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland.
  12. Poimen

    Poimen Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    I agree. The moderators are often abused.
  13. BertMulder

    BertMulder Puritan Board Junior

    The hat has obviously caused the brain to overheat...
  14. Mushroom

    Mushroom Puritan Board Doctor

    The hat is cool... that from a former chimneysweep. I have a black felt version of the same hat.

    BTW, I wonder why it is that we never see Joshua and Sirmon in the same room at the same time? Is it that Sirmon's fragrance is not to Josh's liking? Or that Josh's urbane manner is odious to Sirmon. :scratch:
  15. Roldan

    Roldan Puritan Board Junior

  16. Semper Fidelis

    Semper Fidelis 2 Timothy 2:24-25 Staff Member

    I was a little slow on the uptake on this one. I didn't realize it was a joke at first. I'm glad it is. Your hat looks nice.
  17. Ivan

    Ivan Pastor

    Well, don't ask Bubba for help! :p
  18. a mere housewife

    a mere housewife Not your cup of tea

    Josh is ashamed of Sirmon. It's very sad.
  19. Presbyterian Deacon

    Presbyterian Deacon Puritan Board Graduate

    I like the new title line. It goes well with the hat! :lol:
  20. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    He's really a very humble guy (joshua). I'm most thankful for his example. When/if I grow up, I'd like to be just like him, except French.
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  21. dcomin

    dcomin Psalm Singa

    Okay... I guess there are mixed reviews on the hat... but I'm not inclined to take fashion advice from Danny Bonaduce...


  22. dcomin

    dcomin Psalm Singa

    There! I changed my avatar so you guys will stop making fun of me! :p
  23. py3ak

    py3ak They're stalling and plotting against me Staff Member

    I always feared this day would come.
  24. rescuedbyLove

    rescuedbyLove Puritan Board Junior

    Josh, my two year old son was dancing to your (I mean Sirmon's) Arkansas song.
    :sing: :banana:

    p.s. Maybe you and Sirmon could do a duet for us someday...
  25. Presbyterian Deacon

    Presbyterian Deacon Puritan Board Graduate

    :p Change it back before Josh sees it!:lol:

    That new avatar doesn't help!! Next you'll get a title line about "ridiculous shirts" or something! :2cents::lol:
  26. DMcFadden

    DMcFadden Puritanboard Commissioner

    Gollllllllly! Shazam Sargent. Can Gomer come out and play?

    Doug, what makes you think that this new avatar constitutes an improvement? Wouldn't your change be somewhat like leaving Dispensationalism to become an Open Theist, trading in your Yugo to buy an old Rambler, passing on the hemlock to take cynanide, ridiculing Josh in favor of . . . Sirmon?
  27. sotzo

    sotzo Puritan Board Sophomore

    Looks like Josh is inviting us to a "gun show" in the video...the muscle milk and pizza combo is workin' brother!
  28. turmeric

    turmeric Megerator

    Drunk with power? I'm feeling a little tipsy myself, think I might just move this to the entertainment forum!
  29. dcomin

    dcomin Psalm Singa

  30. ascottishsamurai

    ascottishsamurai DJ JapaScot

    Yes...yes I do. *Pretends he isn't related to dcomin*. :rolleyes:
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