Most Annoying Songs Ever (In my humble opinion)

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  1. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    I think I win with this one.


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik]YouTube - Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder[/ame]


    Also any thing else McCartney did after 76 :lol:
     
  2. Semper Fidelis

    Semper Fidelis 2 Timothy 2:24-25 Staff Member

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmxT21uFRwM]YouTube - we are the world[/ame]
     
  3. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

  4. MrMerlin777

    MrMerlin777 Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Anything by Ricky Martin....

    Definitely music to throw up by.
     
  5. etexas

    etexas Puritan Board Doctor

  6. Galatians220

    Galatians220 Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    No! Never will I renounce my contempt for "Horse With No Name!" "Here I stand..." :lol:

    Bwa-ha-ha!

    And as John Belushi said, "Over? Did someone say 'over?' Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

    It's not over until you see the Bobby Vee video of "Baby Face" on YouTube. For as much of a "teeny-bop" crush as I once had on Vee (and it was a considerable one), this is a truly tasteless, rotten video of an undeniably dopey song. I'm not going to post it here because of its vulgarity - and it was probably made in about 1962. I wouldn't have known it was "out there" but for surfing YouTube.

    If Bobby Vee's "Baby Face" doesn't win for "most annoying song" (plus video), it's at least gotta be a CONTEN-DAH! The thing stinks up even "YouTube..." :wow:

    Margaret
     
  7. Archlute

    Archlute Puritan Board Senior

    Anything by Tom Petty.
     
  8. turmeric

    turmeric Megerator

    You know what a Flock of Seagulls does best...
     
  9. Blue Tick

    Blue Tick Puritan Board Graduate

    Free Will Song....

    I'm surprised no one listed this one.


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrczyFvkv8Q]YouTube - Free Will Song[/ame]


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-DzoRQJ3OQ&feature=related"]YouTube - A Thief In The Night ~ clip 2[/ame]
     
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  10. staythecourse

    staythecourse Puritan Board Junior

    If heresy is annoying this qualifies. Thanks John. :lol:
     
  11. bookslover

    bookslover Puritan Board Professor

    Two words: Yoko Ono.

    I'll spare you any existing videos.
     
  12. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    Any song by Shania Twain. She maybe pretty but her voice grates on my ears. Sound like a cross between Tom T. Hall and Fran Drescher.
     
  13. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior


    I think I speak for everyone here when I say Thank You!
     
  14. Ivan

    Ivan Pastor

    You are merciful, Richard.
     
  15. danmpem

    danmpem Puritan Board Junior

    :eek: What?
     
  16. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    All songs done by Ray Stevens.

    Top that. :lol:
     
  17. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    :amen:

    I'll ask Steve Brown to give you 3 Free sins for that. :lol:
     
  18. danmpem

    danmpem Puritan Board Junior

    Alright, I think I have it. I truly believe I have the one that tops them all!

    In order to appreciate how annoying it is, you must listen to it all the way through.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ]YouTube - THE NEW LLAMA SONG !!!!![/ame]
     
  19. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    Ok, You asked for it

    It pains me to do it but...


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7t-Ox3XvU]YouTube - Los Del Rio - Macarena[/ame]
     
  20. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    And if that's not annoying enough

    I just have one word.

    WHAM

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hksil-KkebQ]YouTube - Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtlrBziyzI]YouTube - Careless Whisper[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Y4F-UPGHw]YouTube - Wham! - Wham! Rap[/ame]

    Anyones ears bleeding yet?
     
  21. Devin

    Devin Puritan Board Sophomore

    I have two:

    "I get knocked down" by Chumbawamba

    And the "Who let the dogs out?" song
     
  22. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    Right Said Fred:

    "I'm too Sexy"

    :barfy:
     
  23. Blue Tick

    Blue Tick Puritan Board Graduate

    :deadhorse:

    Anything by Depeche Mode.
     
  24. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    My last choice for tonight as most annoying song:


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJsPGD1t0g]YouTube - The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You[/ame]


    Anyone else hate this one as much as me? Made me want to throw a brick through my TV whenever Friends came on.
     
  25. Blue Tick

    Blue Tick Puritan Board Graduate

    :lol:

    :ditto:
     
  26. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EebObs-vC0]YouTube - Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart[/ame]


    :barfy:
     
  27. Reformingstudent

    Reformingstudent Puritan Board Junior

    Years aago when I was working at a box factory we had a guy who had a boom box and whenever this song, "Achy Breaky Heart" came on he would turn it up full blast. It took all my restraint to keep from throwing his "boom" box out the window and him with it. Hate that song.
     
  28. DMcFadden

    DMcFadden Puritan Board Doctor

    I remember in a "contemporary" service where the keyboardist got carried away during a 95 decibel number. In between the verses he launched into

    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh

    BTW, anybody's version of MacArthur Park is enough to make you lose IQ points just listening to it.

    How about . . .

    "Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think I could take it,
    `cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"
    "MacArthur Park"


    "In the year 7510
    If God's a-comin',
    he oughta make it by then
    Maybe he'll look around himself and say
    Guess it's time for the judgment day."
    "In the Year 2525"
    Zager and Evans


    "Muskrat Susie
    Muskrat Sam
    Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
    And they shimmy
    And Sammy's so skinny"
    "Muskrat Love"
    Captain and Tennille


    "If I was a sculptor
    But then again, no"
    --Elton John's 'Your Song'
    (lyrics by Bernie Taupin)


    "I love you like
    A fat kid loves cake"
    --50 Cent's '21 Questions'


    "There were plants
    And birds
    And rocks
    And things"
    --America's 'Horse With No Name'


    "I wish it was Sunday
    That's my fun day
    My I-don't-have-to-run day"
    --The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
    (lyrics by Prince)


    "I'm all out of faith
    This is how I feel"
    --Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
    (lyrics by Anne Preven)


    "My panty line shows
    Got a run in my hose
    My hair went flat
    Man, I hate that"
    --Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'


    "But if this ever-changing
    world in which we live in ..."
    --Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'


    "I don't like cities
    But I like New York
    Other places
    Make me feel like a dork"
    --Madonna's 'I Love New York'


    "Coast to coast
    L.A. to Chicago"
    --Sade's 'Smooth Operator'


    I'm never gonna dance again
    Guilty feet have got no rhythm
    "Careless Whisper" - WHAM!


    And don't forget the classics: "Winchester Cathedral" and "Mellow Yellow"


    My personal fav to hate is the "walk like a man, talk like a man" done in a ridiculous falsetto. Why can't he just sing like a man?
     
  29. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    I didn't want to have to do this.

    But you all asked for it.

    Take this!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o"]The Numa Numa Song[/ame]
     
  30. ReformedWretch

    ReformedWretch Puritan Board Doctor

    Then you don't want me to upload my Karaoke version of it? :)

    I like Tom Petty somewhat.

    I like 2 tickets to Paradise as well.

    I like the gospel songs Rich posted a little, especially by the Statler brothers.

    A song I hate is Betty Davis eyes by Kim Carnes.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY]YouTube - Bette Davis Eyes[/ame]

    I am a Country music fan but one of the new Country songs I hate is International Harvester

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b52SDopaMZY]YouTube - International Harvester[/ame]
     
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