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[Rich Koster]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!!

 

[MarieP]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

 

[heartoflesh]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling

 

[MarieP]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it (I didn't know dead people could eat things! Or was it the disheveled antidisestablishmenting painter who died?)

 

[KaphLamedh]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream

 

[christiana]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon

 

[yoyoceramic]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

 

[christiana]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate




Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help

 

[heartoflesh]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate




Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila

 

[Mushroom]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate




Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms

 

[MarieP]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet.

 

[Neopatriarch]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet. But I digress . . .

 

[yoyoceramic]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet. But I digress . . . Mr. Melchisedech

 

[christiana]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet. But I digress . . . Mr. Melchisedech called for all those who do not tithe to come forward so that he could

 

[au5t1n]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet. But I digress . . . Mr. Melchisedech called for all those who do not tithe to come forward so that he could join the Puritanboard,

 

[Mushroom]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet. But I digress . . . Mr. Melchisedech called for all those who do not tithe to come forward so that he could join the Puritanboard, and recalibrate

 

[William Price]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet. But I digress . . . Mr. Melchisedech called for all those who do not tithe to come forward so that he could join the Puritanboard, and recalibrate the receding hairlin

 

[KaphLamedh]

Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send me some Slyders !!!!!! And don't forget the dark chocolate for MarieP and Nancy L.!

A gutbomb was soon sent gingerly hurling through the air and landed on the ground, after which Horrace ate it. Fire, brimstone and ice cream are withdrawal symptoms of not having dark chocolate so without it we will all soon oscillate

Oh I would do more that oscillate as I might separate, obfuscate, calculate, and even meditate! So please help us buy some tequila worms for our Reformational Diet. But I digress . . . Mr. Melchisedech called for all those who do not tithe to come forward so that he could join the Puritanboard, and recalibrate the receding hairlin. Grace of God