Couldn't figure out if this belonged in Entertainment and Humor. I got another one of those e-mails from "Africa" today. I'm sure you guys have seen these:
Beloved In Christ,
I really appreciate your understanding. This is necessary and reasonable Since the first requirement for developing trust and confidence in someone is knowing that person -the more completely and Accurately, the better,similarly,accurate knowledge is needed for you to be Motivated to believe in God." Faith is the assured expectation of things hope For, the evident demonstration of realities though not Beheld". Paul said, (Hebrews11:1) belief in God without accurate knowledge of The Bible is like a house of cards. a little puff is enough to make it fall. While accurate knowledge is essential to Faith in God , more is needed to move one to obey and serve God faithfully.
"Happy are those conscious of their Spiritual needs,---Happy are the Merciful,---Happy are the peaceable "Together with six other descriptions of Those who are happy, these statements form the striking introduction to Jesus "˜famous sermon on the mount as recorded by gospel writer Matthew (Matthew 5:3-11) Jesus words gives assurance that Happiness is within our Reach.
I do not look at visible things that are temporal, but I keep my eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecta of my Faith. I walk by Faith and not by Sight. I refuse to walk in unbelief because I have come to the Right place where God operates in my life in spite of my prevailing Situations. I constantly gaze at the World and refuse to be distracted for As I continue to look, am being transformed to the Image of God. I thank God for calling me to serve this purpose (Donation) for kingdom investment.
My beloved In Christ, this donation is a manifestation of the promise of God Almighty "The expectations of the righteous shall not be cut short".Therefore, the offer is now placed before you only because of Your Faith. I pray the Good Lord to open your heart to see the revelations of his Word; let your spirit reveal the many hidden treasures and benefits of This donation to humanity.
I wholeheartedly give you my blessing and mandate to contact my lawyer for details of how you will receive my donation for kingdom Investment in your ministry. Below is the contact information of my lawyer:
Name Barrister Pius Ademu Akubo (SAN)
Phone 234-8023030358, 234 -1-7757285
Email [email protected]
May the Good Lord give you the Grace and wisdom to faithfully use this Donation to the glory of heavenly places. I seriously need your spiritual support as I will be traveling to London for my periodic medical treatment and may be subjected to a major operation. I will equally appreciate if you call me on my direct line ( 234-8023414280) for more personal discussion and familiarization.
Regards and God bless you.
Mrs Sharma Adenuga