Safely in the Bank

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bookslover

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I deposited my stimulus check in the bank this morning. And - no, I'm not related to ANY of you people here on the Puritan Board. (I checked.) So, don't you guys even think of hitting me up for some ready cash! Uh-uh. Not gonna happen. . .
 
I held my nose, covered my eyes, and let them put it directly into my bank account last week.

I note that you are from California. Around here, pretty much everything is open except for bars, department stores, churches, and movie theaters.
 
I deposited my stimulus check in the bank this morning. And - no, I'm not related to ANY of you people here on the Puritan Board. (I checked.) So, don't you guys even think of hitting me up for some ready cash! Uh-uh. Not gonna happen. . .

Wait...Uncle Richard...is that you?!? Long time no see! By the way, my car's been acting up lately....
 
Hope you put that tuppence in the Fidelity Fiduciary Bank. I think you'll find that it blooms into credit of a generous amount semiannually.
 
Wait...Uncle Richard...is that you?!? Long time no see! By the way, my car's been acting up lately....

Ben, I suggest you contact Brandon (see his post in this thread). I understand he'd be happy to lend you some cash. I think his interest rate is only about 60% or so. . .
 
Esp with a leftist PM self-isolating at home watching Netflix, who admires the dictators in Beijing (who sent two aircraft home from China empty and Canadian hostages cooling their heels in Communist prison).
 
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