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Does anyone want to help me compose more verses?
The Christmas Calvinist Carol
No L, no L, the Arminian did say
When a five-point Calvinist spoke to him one day!
One day, when the TULIP acrostic was seen
On the Calvinist’s T-shirt from Monergism.
No L, No L, No L, No L
God would not ever o’er-ride one’s free will.
The Calvinist tried hard to explain
That Christ did not die for anyone in vain.
That all whom He died for will be saved;
But the Arminian only got upset and raved –
No L, No L, No L etc.
The Christmas Calvinist Carol
No L, no L, the Arminian did say
When a five-point Calvinist spoke to him one day!
One day, when the TULIP acrostic was seen
On the Calvinist’s T-shirt from Monergism.
No L, No L, No L, No L
God would not ever o’er-ride one’s free will.
The Calvinist tried hard to explain
That Christ did not die for anyone in vain.
That all whom He died for will be saved;
But the Arminian only got upset and raved –
No L, No L, No L etc.