The Harold Camping Thread

Discussion in 'Cults & World Religions' started by CIT, May 12, 2011.

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  1. toddpedlar

    toddpedlar Iron Dramatist

    I just wonder if that counter that currently says "00 days left" will say "-01 days left" tomorrow.
     
  2. kvanlaan

    kvanlaan Puritan Board Doctor

    Hi, this is Elizabeth, Kevin's wife. Kevin was taken from us at 5:59 PM today in a flash of brilliance, good looks, and spiritual one-upmanship. I fully expected him to be raptured. Peace.
     
  3. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    :rofl:
     
  4. Contra_Mundum

    Contra_Mundum Pilgrim, Alien, Stranger Staff Member

    6:00 PM PST.

    <insert cricket chirp>
     
  5. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Uh oh, the Rapture Fail site is currently down. :think:
     
  6. Contra_Mundum

    Contra_Mundum Pilgrim, Alien, Stranger Staff Member

    NEW PREDICTION

    This just in. Dateline, Alameda.

    Today is the new "Groundhog Day," according to media-mogul and would-be-prophet, Harold Camping. Camping--(in)famous for his various unfulfilled, gematria-laced interpretive ramblings--has announced that in the wake of the latest prophetic bust, May 21, 2011 will be repeated "until mankind gets it right. Tomorrow will not come," avers Camping, "we will wake up in the morning, and it will be Saturday May 21, 2011, again. As long as it takes."
     
  7. Esther W.

    Esther W. Puritan Board Freshman

  8. baron

    baron Puritan Board Graduate

    Not sure about the Loganberry, I never drank it. Good to know about Jetport wanted to try their food but never made it. Maybe next weekend my wife and I will go for a fish fry. Taking the thruway is so easy now.
     
  9. fredtgreco

    fredtgreco Vanilla Westminsterian Staff Member

    I think you will enjoy it. But what you HAVE to do, yes, HAVE to do, is go to the Como Restaurant in Niagara Falls. It is the best Italian restaurant I have been to. We go every time we are back in town.
     
  10. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    Whaaaaat? Better than Olive Garden? :eek:
     
  11. Rufus

    Rufus Puritan Board Junior

    I was at walmart at 6 PM eastern time.
     
  12. fredtgreco

    fredtgreco Vanilla Westminsterian Staff Member

    Pay no attention to the men coming over to teach you a lesson. :)
     
  13. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    Olive Garden! :barfy: They can't even get salad right.
     
  14. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    Not in the face! Not in the face!

    ---------- Post added at 07:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:24 PM ----------

    And I like Olive Garden's unlimited soup refills. :p What can I say, I'm using my youthful metabolism to the max.
     
  15. CIT

    CIT Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Really? I love their salad dressing.
     
  16. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    Fun fact: James White's favorite place to eat when he travels is Olive Garden.
     
  17. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    The dressing is fine. It is the limp lettuce, the warm tomatoes, the soft olives, and the limp peppers that they don't get right. Their quality has really dropped over the years; at least every time I've been there.
     
  18. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    I'm not sure what the problem is. When it is served like this, the texture feels like someone has sucked on the vegetables for a few seconds, thus allowing me to use less energy to masticate my food. You may call this a drop in quality, but really this is a pro-customer initiative that ought to be applauded.
     
  19. CIT

    CIT Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    :wow:
     
  20. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    How, exactly, did we get to Olive Garden's pre-chewed salads?!? :scratch:

    Thanks again, Mr. Camping.
     
  21. toddpedlar

    toddpedlar Iron Dramatist

    dunno...

    but Family Radio's still streaming online. I wonder when the next "Open Forum" live show is going to be done - or if it is ever coming back?
     
  22. MLCOPE2

    MLCOPE2 Puritan Board Junior

    Noticed this this morning. :barfy:
     
  23. discipulo

    discipulo Puritan Board Junior

    Ludicrous !
     
  24. toddpedlar

    toddpedlar Iron Dramatist

    Best response I've seen:

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  25. MLCOPE2

    MLCOPE2 Puritan Board Junior

    I can't see anything. :scratch: Oh, I get it! :lol:

    (JK, I actually don't see the link)
     
  26. toddpedlar

    toddpedlar Iron Dramatist

    Check again - I had a typo ;)
     
  27. EverReforming

    EverReforming Puritan Board Freshman

    Yesterday, I was flipping through the radio stations, and caught REM's "End of the World" playing. I looked at the clock and it said 6:01. I busted up laughing. :lol:
     
  28. MLCOPE2

    MLCOPE2 Puritan Board Junior

    Thanks! And I agree, best yet. :D
     
  29. christiana

    christiana Puritan Board Senior

    Someone share this on FB: The world is not ending today. It is just being rebooted. Please be sure your security software is up to date. Run a full scan of your life and remove any malicious files which may be damaging your joy, stealing your hope, or slowing down your blessings. If you need more instructions, please put your hands together, bow your head and contact tech support
     
  30. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    I don't have time to unzip the implications of that message, but I am offended that this person would RAM me with their mere opinion of the owner's manual.
     
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