The Pope Signs on Snoop Dog Label!!!

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  1. sealdaSupralapsarian

    sealdaSupralapsarian Puritan Board Freshman

  2. awretchsavedbygrace

    awretchsavedbygrace Puritan Board Sophomore

     
  3. Christusregnat

    Christusregnat Puritan Board Professor

    I should try to find a link to the "Pope Rap" that we did back in the '90s (when Snoop was still on death row, and Ratstinker was still a cardinal). My favorite line:

    "I travel da world inna golf cart'a grace
    Transubstantiation up in yo face!"

    Cheers,
     
  4. awretchsavedbygrace

    awretchsavedbygrace Puritan Board Sophomore

    :lol::lol:

    " Im The Pope, straight up infalibility,
    I always have silly protestants grillin me,
    I can exhort the bible, even the Torah,
    Get out of my face with that Sola-Scriptura"
     
  5. Berean

    Berean Puritan Board Doctor

    I had heard on the news that PappaRatzi was putting out a new CD where he prays and sings to Mary.

    Pope Benedict to sing on new CD
     
  6. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    must have fluffed his feathers....check the hairdo!
     
  7. Reformed Thomist

    Reformed Thomist Puritan Board Sophomore

    I eagerly await his debut album, Straight Outta Bavaria.

    The just-leaked track list...

    1. From Da Church To Da Palace
    2. Gotta Work Hard For Dis Faith
    3. Protestants Just Don't Understand
    4. Kiss My Ring
    5. I Can't Go Wrong
    6. C.R.E.A.M. (Catholicism Rules Everything Around Me)
    7. I Love It When They Call Me Big Papa
    8. Excommunicate Yo Ass
    9. Vatican City State of Mind
    10. Ratzinger's Delight
     
  8. Christusregnat

    Christusregnat Puritan Board Professor

    :lol:

    We need your skillz to apply to Reformed Thomist's track list....
     
  9. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Who will be the flygirls for the video? Madonna?
     
  10. Christusregnat

    Christusregnat Puritan Board Professor

    Ouch! That hurt!
     
  11. louis_jp

    louis_jp Puritan Board Freshman

    Ah, the sweet smell of commercialism. This is truly a sign of the times, although I'm surprised that the Vatican doesn't have their own label already.
     
  12. Quickened

    Quickened Puritan Board Senior

    *wonders if the popemobile has hydrolics and 88 spoke gold daytons*
     
  13. awretchsavedbygrace

    awretchsavedbygrace Puritan Board Sophomore

    This thread is classic. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  14. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    They could call it VatRap. Maybe I should copyright that title. :think:
     
  15. Christusregnat

    Christusregnat Puritan Board Professor

    Pope Rap (as best as I can remember)

    Yo Yo Yo, I am da pope
    Ann mah suppuh fresh cah is suppa funky dope
    I gotz dah hydrolics on mah ride
    It makes me bounce from side ta side

    I know itz true, I gots a crown
    I'm da baddest old man in nis heyuh town

    I gotz juice and wayfuhs inna place
    Transubstanciation up in yo face
    I gotz magical powuhs inna hat
    At da point at da top iz where iss at

    Tuh get right to it, I'm worshipped iss true
    Got a deal wiff Nike, I got mah own shoe
    I travel da world wiff everything ah wont
    I give dem refowmuhz a suppuh holy taunt

    WORD!
     
  16. Quickened

    Quickened Puritan Board Senior

    Hittin switches, ridin on 3 wheels and flossin that gold cross

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    Raise your hands in the aiiiir
    if you a true playeeerr!!


    :lol:
     
  17. Berean

    Berean Puritan Board Doctor

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  18. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    This thread is hilarious.
     
  19. he beholds

    he beholds Puritan Board Doctor

    i need my thanks button back!! this thread rocks.
     
  20. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    Yo yo, here be my tributez to the Pizzope.

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    Yo Papa Ratzi dresses fine wit' da bling to never bore thee,
    so da rest of us so jealous we're expectin' purgatory.
    He's self-proclaimed da numba one cause dem girlies think he's sexay,
    but protestants be thinkin' they be likin' his armoured Lexay.

    P to the I, Z, Z to the OPE. P-UNIT!
     
  21. Berean

    Berean Puritan Board Doctor

    Dresses fine like one of the Red Hat Ladies

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  22. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    There's the Vatican cowboy ridin' his steed,
    which he thinks he earned by his faith plus deeds.
    The sanctified stylist who dressed him that day
    must have been tryin' to make Papa look gay.
     
  23. Berean

    Berean Puritan Board Doctor

    "Set Little Johnny on the road to redemption..."

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  24. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    My first PopeMobile... :lol:
     
  25. Berean

    Berean Puritan Board Doctor

    His faith?

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  26. sealdaSupralapsarian

    sealdaSupralapsarian Puritan Board Freshman

    Yo,

    Me and Roldan are doing a song called Banned wit Christ b/c another board we are both on Banned us for calling Catholics Papist...LOL... So Here's a few lyrics from my verse.

    Christ rose in a Glorious Ascension/
    We come to maintain da Glorious Dissension/
    From Rome/ And da Pope's Robe Clones/
    Da Vatican is home of da Land of Dry Bones/
    If da Elect is hearing this song/ Like E.T. My brother or sister/
    Phone home....


    Grace and Peace,
    seal
     
  27. KPfaREAL

    KPfaREAL Puritan Board Freshman

    That's a pretty sweet blog...
     
  28. Christusregnat

    Christusregnat Puritan Board Professor


    Nice!

    Technically, the Papists are not Catholic, but are heretical. For example, they deny the teaching of Chalcedon that humanity can't be converted into divinity (think, omnipresent human/divinity and wafers).

    Cheers,
     
  29. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Today the Gangstas, tomorrow the world. We shall bring the hood to order.....word. :lol: (remember his homeys from the 40's)
     
  30. Reformed Thomist

    Reformed Thomist Puritan Board Sophomore

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    Clearly, the Notorious B16 has the better pimp cup.
     
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