The Ultimate Dilemma!

[AThornquist]

Whatever the wife wants to buy.

I just need a wife!

 

[DMcFadden]

Social scientists report that 98% of all creamy peanut butter consumers are ARMINIANS!

Reformed thought is necessarily covenNUTal, this is the PB, I am confessionally constrained by covenNUTal PB.

 

[BenjaminBurton]

Extra crunchy Jiff with blackberry jam

 

[Curt]

I crunch, therefore I am.

Ah... but if I crunch not, am I not?

Methinks you understand.

 

[Rangerus]

Chuck Missler (author, conservative Christian Bible teacher, and former businessman. He is the founder of the Koinonia House ministry based in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.) expounded on this argument in the film A Question of Origins. In it he opened a jar of peanut butter, and argued against evolution on the basis that no one doing so had ever found that the non-living peanut butter had given rise to something living

 

[MLCOPE2]

Chuck Missler (author, conservative Christian Bible teacher, and former businessman. He is the founder of the Koinonia House ministry based in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.) expounded on this argument in the film A Question of Origins. In it he opened a jar of peanut butter, and argued against evolution on the basis that no one doing so had ever found that the non-living peanut butter had given rise to something living

So... Smooth?

 

[Wayne]

Yeah, man. . . smooth . . . like Coltrane on a cold foggy night . . . smooth, faded.
Outta sight.

 

[jonjordan]

Not even a dilemma ... crunchy all the way!