Typing in tongues

[Andres]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all from the Pentecostal/Charismatic camp, it seems "Prophetess" Juanita Bynum has now taken to typing in tongues on Facebook.


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[LawrenceU]

Oh, good grief.

 

[Romans922]

It seems she needs an interpreter...

 

[VictorBravo]

Hmm. I do that quite often. But that is when I'm using Dragon NaturallySpeaking with too much background noise.

 

[py3ak]

But shouldn't what you type in tongues be pronounceable, even if it is gibberish?

 

[Rich Koster]

It's just more movement from the WoF camp.

 

[AThornquist]

But shouldn't what you type in tongues be pronounceable, even if it is gibberish?

It appears that way because our keyboards don't have all the keys for the tongues of angels. Duh.

 

[GulfCoast Presbyterian]

Sometimes, I just shake my head....

 

[Danny]

She needs to friend an interpreter.

 

[TimV]

You guys are all narrow minded

 

[Bill The Baptist]

sdmfgdmgmgsdm;fgm;gm;sdmgds;gmds;mgm,

 

[Jack K]

I wonder if this is a "gift" that can be controlled, or if it comes on unexpectedly while one is in the middle of yikenlb bui tkao ejins ir bklpspoernd?

 

[Rich Koster]

jmxxcmzshngb ,xc zxdnb . I just dropped something on my keyboard.

 

[Edward]

On the internet, no one can tell that you are a dog.....

 

[Dwimble]

In the 7:01 post she was apparantly typing in the language of Superman's enemy, Mr. Mxyzptlk. If only we can just get her to say those words backwards then she will be returned to the 5th Dimension.

 

[Marrow Man]

I wonder if she drives a red Honda...

 

[toddpedlar]

It's just more movement from the WoF camp.

Yes, a particular KIND of movement, that, if you take in sufficient dietary fiber, occurs with regularity.

 

[Andres]

In the 7:01 post she was apparantly typing in the language of Superman's enemy, Mr. Mxyzptlk. If only we can just get her to say those words backwards then she will be returned to the 5th Dimension.

This might possibly be the nerdiest, yet simultaneously coolest thing ever shared on the PB.

 

[Peairtach]

sharambara

 

[Rich Koster]

It's just more movement from the WoF camp.

Yes, a particular KIND of movement, that, if you take in sufficient dietary fiber, occurs with regularity.

You caught the drift

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I wonder if she drives a red Honda...

Shundai, rhondagottaablue Hyundai.

 

[jennywigg]

Seriously, though. I'm picturing several members of our former church who would say, "How do you know the Holy Spirit can't speak through people this way?" And there would be absolutely no way they would be satistied with an explanation of the concept of tongues and why they were used in the NT.

 

[Pilgrim Standard]

For All of you that are partaking in the typing of tongues we are taking names and elders will be notified.
We also need some moderation in order to prevent this online movement from progressing towards utilization of the puritanboard forum as a means of digital spirit slaying

 

[Tripel]

I could use an interpreter for the parts that aren't gibberish.

 

[tlharvey7]

thats like the italian preacher who started a "revival" when he banged his leg on the pulpit and started shouting "ihitamyshin"

 

[Galatians220]

In the 7:01 post she was apparantly typing in the language of Superman's enemy, Mr. Mxyzptlk. If only we can just get her to say those words backwards then she will be returned to the 5th Dimension.

Here he is! Looks like he's bringing a dessert to a fellowship luncheon.

 

[Dwimble]

In the 7:01 post she was apparantly typing in the language of Superman's enemy, Mr. Mxyzptlk. If only we can just get her to say those words backwards then she will be returned to the 5th Dimension.

Here he is! Looks like he's bringing a dessert to a fellowship luncheon.

Ha ha ha. As one of the pastors at the oddball charismatic church that I used to go to many years ago taught me to say..."My spirit bares witness with that."

Technically, it was actually, "My spirit does NOT bare witness with that." After some member had given a "word"/prophesy/interpretation that seemed clearly wrong during a service, and the head pastor acted all happy about it, I happened to mention to one of the associate pastors that I wanted to talk to him and tell him I didn't think what the person had said was right or from God. The associate pastor *quickly* told me "DON'T tell the pastor that you think it was wrong...tell him, 'My spirit didn't bare witness with that word.' "

Hogwash! A few words from Mr. Mxyzptlk would have been infinitely better and much more fun.

 

[lynnie]

That was hilarious. Did you notice all the "likes" she got?

 

[Edward]

Binny Hinn slaying a donkey in the spirit?

We also need some moderation in order to prevent this online movement from progressing towards utilization of the puritanboard forum as a means of digital spirit slaying

 

["William The Baptist"]

Shundai, rhondagottaablue Hyundai.

I have a friend who told me (and was quite serious) that when she wanted to speak in tongues she would say "shouldaboughtahonda...." (with something tagged onto the end I never quite heard what she said...) to "help" her start speaking in tongues

Must be universal charismaticspeak? ha.

 

[Rufus]

Shundai, rhondagottaablue Hyundai.

I have a friend who told me (and was quite serious) that when she wanted to speak in tongues she would say "shouldaboughtahonda...." (with something tagged onto the end I never quite heard what she said...) to "help" her start speaking in tongues

Must be universal charismaticspeak? ha.

Which relates back to people just babbling and mumbling stuff and calling it tongues.