Who Is The Smartest PB Member?

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  1. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    :lol::lol::lol:

    -----Added 3/28/2009 at 09:23:31 EST-----

    You're just jealous of me...admit it!
     
  2. CharlieJ

    CharlieJ Puritan Board Junior

    The word is "dawdle." Do I get smart points for that?
     
  3. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    You do get some points.....this whole time I've said it wrong! :lol:
     
  4. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    That's impressive, but you must remember that number is on the gnome scale. It's kind of like Canadian dollars. It really translates into something like 85.

    How's this for a true measure, though: the real smartest person on the PB is the one who never has posted on a baptism, Sabbath, or KJV thread!
     
  5. LadyFlynt

    LadyFlynt Puritan Board Doctor

    Smart or smart mouthed? ;)
     
  6. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    You are in error. The real smartest person on the PB has not registered- said person just lurks, laughing at all of us idiots on an hourly basis.

    Theognome
     
  7. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    Well, we know who the smart mouthed one is ...no I'll never say but he knows who he is!
     
  8. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    Too true.
     
  9. reformed trucker

    reformed trucker Puritan Board Sophomore

    Definitely not me.:duh:

    I vote for our resident Evil Scientist.
     
  10. Devin

    Devin Puritan Board Sophomore

    All the admins and mods are equally smart, and all of them are smarter than me.
     
  11. he beholds

    he beholds Puritan Board Doctor

    Your mom.
     
  12. Whitefield

    Whitefield Puritan Board Junior

    Sycophant is a word, isn't it?
     
  13. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    Yeah, it means crazy elephant.
     
  14. Devin

    Devin Puritan Board Sophomore

    I'm not smart enough to know what that word means. But I am sure that if you ask any of those smart admins/mods, they'd be sure to answer your question ;)
     
  15. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    Good answer! :cool:
     
  16. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    Short sighted answer
     
  17. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Aye. T'was a pistol vice a rifle shot.

    Theogome
     
  18. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    Hmmm. I"m not go with guns or their language.
     
  19. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Not go? Can you not speak, "Bang!"?

    Theognome
     
  20. Timothy William

    Timothy William Puritan Board Junior

    Yay, I must be really really smart. But then, I mostly lurk, and don't post on many threads.

    My father is a member of Mensa, and this is very true. Here it is just a social club for government employees and minor academics. I never bothered taking the IQ test to see if I could join, though I have been to many meetings over the years.

    Al Gore is not just on board, he invented the boards.

    I was very smart way back when was 15. Since then a combination of laziness, alcohol and mild mental illness has somewhat reduced and obscured my intelligence.
     
  21. nicnap

    nicnap Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    :lol:...always - you never let me down on these threads Jessi. I have come to expect it, and am disappointed when you don't. :lol:
     
  22. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    What did you say about my momma? :mad:
     
  23. kvanlaan

    kvanlaan Puritan Board Doctor

    Does it refer to you?
     
  24. Confessor

    Confessor Puritan Board Senior

    "Smarter than I."

    Eh? Do I get to be the smartest now?

    :)
     
  25. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Some doofus with a smock and notepad put that number on me when I was a kid. I still don't believe said doofus as I'm prone to do really stupid stuff.

    Theognome
     
  26. gene_mingo

    gene_mingo Puritan Board Junior

    I am, of course.
     
  27. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    prove it
     
  28. gene_mingo

    gene_mingo Puritan Board Junior

    no.
     
  29. nicnap

    nicnap Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Hey, it was a good thing...your mom is the smartest person here. :lol:

    -----Added 3/28/2009 at 11:02:29 EST-----

    Here is a quiz (it was a Mensa test question): there is only one other word that can be made from inabilities (you must utilize all the letters); what is it?
     
  30. OPC'n

    OPC'n Puritan Board Doctor

    you loose
     
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