Why it is better to be a Presbyterian than a Baptist

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What a strange (and sad) story. Hard to fathom how news of this incident made its way to the UK.

With regards to the light humor on why its better to be a Presbyterian than a Baptist...in Presbyterian Churches an entire generation of members would have died from old age before the Presbytery decided whether or not to remove the minister. In the unlikely event the church courts acted promptly there would be no brawl...just the creation of a new Presbyterian denomination. Ha.
 
My dear brother, Edward. You are quite mistaken as to procedure here. We would need to assign a commitee to consider which derivation of "mass" is under consideration. While we consider the minority and majority reports, we would need to take a break where we can swap stories, smoke a cigar, and drink single-malt Scotch. Once that point is settled, we can examine 45-years of Presbyterian Guardian articles, then offer a continuance .... :)
 
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