Will you still love me when I'm 92?

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Presbyterian Deacon

Puritan Board Graduate
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all
excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll
to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

:lol:
 
More true than you can imagine! Some of my 80 somethings are quite interested in Viagra.

One of my 100+ year olds died a few weeks ago. Prior to his sudden decline, he would walk around our campus holding the hand of his "bride" to whom he had been married for nearly 80 years!!!
 
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