You might be a Redneck Arminian if…

[canuk]

You might be a Redneck Arminian if"¦

"¦you hear "œIrresistible Grace" and think of your cousin
."¦there is a fiddle accompaniment with Just as I Am
."¦your exegesis consists of having 2 Peter 3:9 tattooed on your arm
."¦when you hear "œRC" you think of Cola
."¦you think that supralapsarian is a new breed of dog
."¦you possess more Charles Finney books than teeth
."¦when the preacher mentions that we are but lumps of clay, you think of Mud Bogs
."¦you hear someone say Ordo Salutis and think they had too much moonshine
."¦you think "œSpurgeon" is something you catch with rod & reel from your brother-in-law´s boat
."¦when you hear the Institutes you think of where many of your relatives live
."¦"œThe Chief End of Man" is where you end up after "œThe Fall of Man."
"¦you think that "œLimited Atonement" is a single barrel shotgun
."¦you purchase your Dave Hunt books through the Home Shopping Network
."¦when you hear "œfive points" it reminds you of your average monthly reduction in your driver´s record
."¦you have a bumper sticker on your truck that says, "œIf there ain´t free will in heaven, I don´t want to go."
Courtesy of Alan Kurschner (Calvinist Gadfly)!
(Borrowed from the Dead Theologians Club)

 

[Semper Fidelis]

 

[Puritanhead]

I knew a Reformed guy who went to a dispensationalist-Arminian serminary, and he said they used to joke about "hunting 5-pointers."

 

[Anton Bruckner]

Originally posted by canuk

."¦you purchase your Dave Hunt books through the Home Shopping

low blow. but funny