Scot
Puritan Board Sophomore
You might be a redneck Calvinist if...
your dad uses the double-barrel shotgun for his own "effectual calling."
the only overalls you will buy are made by Calvin.
you compliment your wife with, "God has ordained your voice to sound like a chainsaw."
your church has justified to include the banjo and harmonica under the Regulative Principle.
your church refuses to call the church picnic a potluck.
if you name your kids after each of the five points.
your dad uses the double-barrel shotgun for his own "effectual calling."
the only overalls you will buy are made by Calvin.
you compliment your wife with, "God has ordained your voice to sound like a chainsaw."
your church has justified to include the banjo and harmonica under the Regulative Principle.
your church refuses to call the church picnic a potluck.
if you name your kids after each of the five points.