You're kidding, right?
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VirginiaHuguenot
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Burnin' Burnin' Burnin'
This part is laughable:
http://www.creciendoengracia.com/naciones/falsechrists.htm
This part is laughable:
http://www.creciendoengracia.com/naciones/falsechrists.htm
fivepointcalvinist
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, but at the same time 
fivepointcalvinist
Puritan Board Sophomore
did you watch the video? he says hes greater than Jesus!!
Scott Bushey
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I believe Richard lewis may be Christ as well; he looks like that other guy!
Who'd have thought Christ would be Purto Rican?
[Edited on 10-3-2006 by Scott Bushey]
Who'd have thought Christ would be Purto Rican?
[Edited on 10-3-2006 by Scott Bushey]
RamistThomist
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There is this old lark news clip where Bob the Tomato says "We are bigger than Jesus."
BobVigneault
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One lady said, "Some people say he is the devil, well if he is the devil then I will still follow him because he makes me so happy."
Bingo!
Bingo!
fivepointcalvinist
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jaybird0827
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Originally posted by Scott Bushey
I believe Richard lewis may be Christ as well; he looks like that other guy!
Who'd have thought Christ would be Purto Rican?
[Edited on 10-3-2006 by Scott Bushey]
And look like Dracula, to boot.
BobVigneault
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Apostle Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda plans to rule the world government.
Nicolae Carpathia plans to rule the world government.
Apostle Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda proved to be extraordinarily manipulative, able to bend others to his will with relative ease.
So did Nicolae Carpathia.
Carpathia eventually proclaimed himself God, and demanded that everyone on Earth worship him.
Ditto Joe Louis the little Jesus.
Ergo, if it walks like Nicky and talks like Nicky, what have you got?
Joe Luis D. J. Miranda IS the ANTICHRIST!
We must call on Dr. LaHaye to form a Tribulation Force immediately. In the mean time, Jacob Aitken and Paul Manata need to infiltrate the imposter's camp, win his trust and take him out.
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Nicolae Carpathia plans to rule the world government.
Apostle Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda proved to be extraordinarily manipulative, able to bend others to his will with relative ease.
So did Nicolae Carpathia.
Carpathia eventually proclaimed himself God, and demanded that everyone on Earth worship him.
Ditto Joe Louis the little Jesus.
Ergo, if it walks like Nicky and talks like Nicky, what have you got?
Joe Luis D. J. Miranda IS the ANTICHRIST!
We must call on Dr. LaHaye to form a Tribulation Force immediately. In the mean time, Jacob Aitken and Paul Manata need to infiltrate the imposter's camp, win his trust and take him out.
This post will self-destruct in 19,320 seconds or at the rapture, whichever come first. That is all.
turmeric
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Originally posted by BobVigneault
Apostle Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda plans to rule the world government.
Nicolae Carpathia plans to rule the world government.
Apostle Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda proved to be extraordinarily manipulative, able to bend others to his will with relative ease.
So did Nicolae Carpathia.
Carpathia eventually proclaimed himself God, and demanded that everyone on Earth worship him.
Ditto Joe Louis the little Jesus.
Ergo, if it walks like Nicky and talks like Nicky, what have you got?
Joe Luis D. J. Miranda IS the ANTICHRIST!
We must call on Dr. LaHaye to form a Tribulation Force immediately. In the mean time, Jacob Aitken and Paul Manata need to infiltrate the imposter's camp, win his trust and take him out.
This post will self-destruct in 19,320 seconds or at the rapture, whichever come first. That is all.
Well, Bob, this has cleared something up for me. I was wondering, if Javier Solanas is the Antichrist, who going to be Nicolae Carpathia? I think we found him! Jose Luis is Nicky.
polemic_turtle
Puritan Board Freshman
I am sickened.
Abd_Yesua_alMasih
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Yeah dont go to Australia if you call a spade a spade. You Americans complain about big and heavy handed government....
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