Devastating arguments for the non-existence of God!!
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luvroftheWord
Puritan Board Sophomore
Okay, that's one of the funniest things I've read in a while. 
Some of my favorites:
ANTI-CALVINISTIC ARGUMENT
1. If God exists, then unbelievers will be tortured forever.
2. I don´t like that idea.
3. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM SERIOUS ASSERTION
1. God doesn´t exist.
2. No, seriously.
3. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM EVOLUTION
1. Science is always true.
2. Science says that there is a vanishingly small chance that all of this could have happened on its own.
3. But it obviously did happen on its own no matter how small the chance because we´re here now talking about it.
4. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
1. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
ANTI-CALVINISTIC ARGUMENT
1. If God exists, then unbelievers will be tortured forever.
2. I don´t like that idea.
3. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM SERIOUS ASSERTION
1. God doesn´t exist.
2. No, seriously.
3. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM EVOLUTION
1. Science is always true.
2. Science says that there is a vanishingly small chance that all of this could have happened on its own.
3. But it obviously did happen on its own no matter how small the chance because we´re here now talking about it.
4. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
1. Therefore, God doesn´t exist.
Puritanhead
Puritan Board Professor
Okay this post elicited a crooked smile and a laugh.
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