Other:
#1 Throw the libs and barthians out!!
#2 Sola Scripura!!
#3 Bring the KJV back!! (It's an abomination to the LORD doesn't compare the modern watered down versions which say the Lord does not like. )
#2.5 Demand adherence to the WCF!
#4 Make R.C. Sproul the Protestant Pope!
#5 No more grape juice.
#6 The new #1 show on TBN - Law & Order: Theological Victims Unit
#7 Blow up Christianity Today's headquarters and put up a billboard that reads "Thus saith the LORD!"
#134 Demand Reformed Presidents!!
Wow, let me finish up my year's subscription to CT before you do anything drastic.
Also, DEMAND? adherance to the WCF? How would you propose this? Roving patrols?
No more grape juice? Does it have to be fermented for the Lord to be pleased?
Demand Reformed presidents? Now...would that be a person who is "reformed" in the sense of following the WCF (1788 revision), the original,or the 3 forms of unity? Would this president be a hymn singer or an EPer? WOuld his wife wear a headcovering? Just who would speak for the "reformed" as a whole?
Throw the libs and the Barthians out? Why not throw everyone out and only let a select few in?
Ha....quite a fiery post there brother. We need a hyperbole smiley!