Yeah, but haven't you wanted to? That's why they're more evolved. They're without these horrible things we call morals and this bastardly contraption we call a conscience that mankind wants to be rid of so badly.
Would someone consider a person adding his waste at the front of a campus newspaper editor's door to be monkeyish behavior?
That's exactly what some Greek person did to the editor of our editorial newspaper 2 years ago during our Student Government Elections, after the paper said a few harsh things about one of the sorority candidates. So hey, maybe that's more evolved behavior, and not juvenile in the extreme.