Classic Humor

[bookslover]

If an evangelist were to conduct his evangelism work exclusively over the internet, would that make him an e-vangelist?

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(Boy, I'm funny!)

 

[timmopussycat]

I suspect that such a course of action would make him an E-evangelist.

 

[One Little Nail]

Jonah and the whale

I just found this joke on the net & have never heard it before..


Jonah and the whale


One day, a teacher was talking to her first grade class about whales when a little girl had a question.

Little Girl: “Do whales swallow people?”

Teacher: “No, even though they are much bigger than a person, they have throat pleats that filter their food of krill and plankton.

Little Girl: “But Mrs. Thurston says Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”

Teacher getting angry: “Blue whales cannot swallow people.”

Little Girl: “Well, when I get to heaven I’ll just ask Jonah if he was really swallowed by a whale.”

Teacher, still red with anger: “What if Jonah went to hell?”

Girl: “Well, then you can ask him.”

 

[One Little Nail]

My dad is better than your dad

or


Three boys on the playground were bragging about their dads. One said. “My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him $50.” “Oh, yeah. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him $100.” “That’s nothing,” said the third kid. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes six people to collect all the money in the room!”