Irish Humor

[VirginiaHuguenot]

Originally posted by Puritanhead
Ethnic Jokes should always be at the expense of the French
Since the Huguenots left... there is scarcely anything redeemable in France except Parisan architecture and little chateaus.

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
--Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
--Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--Rush Limbaugh

It's sad that the homeland of my ancestors, so famous for good wine, has become a nation of whiners! :bigsmile:

 

[Puritanhead]

A question for Europeans espousing Anti-Americanism: which part of Europe are you from? The part whose butt we kicked, are the part whose butt we saved?

 

[Puritanhead]

Q. How do you spot a French soldier?

A. He is the one with the sunburned armpits.