jbergsing
Puritan Board Sophomore
As I was preparing for church this morning, I started getting nauseous. It wasn't long before I was hugging the toilet bowl. Afterwards, I resumed getting dressed and my wife asked me what I thought I was doing. "Going to church!" I said. She laughed and said, "No, you're not." So here I sit at home bored and, frankly, not feeling that bad. But I dare not second guess the woman charged with my care; she takes her job pretty serious. God willing, I will feel better tonight. I really don't like missing church.