too tired to pray?

[Richard King]

i guess this is about as low as they can go...

Too Busy To Pray? Don’t Worry - Indulgences Are Back!

 

[Berean]

That's just plain sick, but par for today's world.

 

[Solus Christus]

Sweet! The Lord's Prayer Daily is one of this Month's special deals - it's only $3.95! Or the better deal, the bundle package which includes: "The Lords Prayer, The Morning Prayer, 5 Get Well Prayers and Peace Prayer, only $19.95 each Month"

Norm's right. This is just sick.

 

[PresbyDane]

This has to be a joke

 

[Athaleyah]

This has to be a joke

Maybe not. I just checked, they are set up with PayPal to accept credit card payments.

But it seems like even a moderate success would render what they are claiming impossible. Computers reciting prayers for people out loud at a normal speaking pace? That would take a while. It would take multiple computers depending on how many signed up. It would surprise me if they did this at all. And you have no way of telling.

But it wouldn't matter anyway, what good would any prayer be if you didn't pray it from your heart? You're pretty naive if you think that computer generated prayers are good enough for anything. But then there are plenty of undiscerning and easily led people in the world.

 

[Theognome]

Simon the Sorcerer would be mighty proud right now...

Theognome

 

[PresbyDane]

 

[rescuedbyLove]

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I think this website must have been started either by some serious Catholics or some prank-pulling, scamming atheists.