Wayside Pulpits

[jambo]

There are a couple of churches nearby that I always read their notice board when driving past as there are always a catchy saying. I keep meaning to write them down but as I'm driving I can't then when I do stop I have forgotten it. Some examples that I have come across:

Eternity-smoking or non-smoking?

Faith is like a tea bag.
Works best in hot water.

Seven days without prayer
makes one weak

Can't sleep?
Don't count sheep; talk to the shepherd

We welcome the good the bad and the ugly.

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I am wondering if there are any memorable examples that you have come across.

 

[PresbyDane]

 

[steven-nemes]

These are so cheesy. I remember reading some pretty classic ones...

Want eternal life? Inquire within....

 

[LawrenceU]

One of my favourites:

Sunday School 9:30
Sunday A.M. Worship 11:00

Wednesday Bible Study and Prayer 7:00

What you do with the rest of the time is up to you unless you are a Calvinist.