You're right, Don. I tried saying "Commies" with my tongue in my cheek, and almost drew blood. "Facists" didn't hurt at all.
The one story sure is different than the other story. It's like that game we used to play when I was young. We'd sit in a big circle, and one person would whisper a story in the next person's ear, and he in turn would tell the next, and then he the next, and so on, until the story got around the circle. Then the last person would tell the story he had, and then the first person would tell the story he started with. They'd be two different stories, and a lot of times the differences were quite funny.
It sounds like this story's been going around for a while.