Maybe it IS the Moderators...
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So I make one little comment defending the moderators and this is what I get!
Well, maybe it is the moderators!
Now I have to find something cool and see if I can get that up by my name.
Any suggestions?
Off to work!
I am personally shocked and dismayed. I will begin an internal investigation immediately.
BobVigneault
Bawberator
Hi Rich, I'm sending my own nurse over to help get that internal investigation started with you.
Calvibaptist
Dallas Cowboys' #1 Fan
I'm just glad none of the moderators have ever done anything to me like that. Boy, that would sure make me sour!
BobVigneault
Bawberator
Cold hands too!
Bob,
We're only investigating moderators. Please don't sidetrack this thread out of respect for my good friend Ivan.
We're only investigating moderators. Please don't sidetrack this thread out of respect for my good friend Ivan.
Calvibaptist
Dallas Cowboys' #1 Fan
I would like to offer my assistance in the investigation, if I could. I want to make sure we don't turn this into a witch-hunt. I kind of like all the moderators (except for that Bill Brown fellow)
No witch hunts. My methodology shall be very scientific. I intend on weighing the Mods and determine if any of them weighs as much as a duck.
If so, then
No witch hunts. My methodology shall be very scientific. I intend on weighing the Mods and determine if any of them weighs as much as a duck.
If so, then
What also floats in water? Very small rocks.
You're not available to assist. You're too busy trying to find some new clothes to replace that gosh ugly choir robe.
Yes, gravy too, but please stop distracting the thread. I'm beginning to suspect some of you Moderators have something to hide.
BobVigneault
Bawberator
Don't corner me man or I swear I will turn you into a newt. If you are good it will be the first one,
but if you really get me angry I will turn you into this one. How would you like to spend the rest of your life as that? I didn't think so.
but if you really get me angry I will turn you into this one. How would you like to spend the rest of your life as that? I didn't think so.
Calvibaptist
Dallas Cowboys' #1 Fan
But, if you want my help, there will be a price...
I want... a SHRUBBERY!
I want... a SHRUBBERY!
Calvibaptist
Dallas Cowboys' #1 Fan
What, the curtains?
MrMerlin777
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Don't corner me man or I swear I will turn you into a newt. If you are good it will be the first one,
but if you really get me angry I will turn you into this one. How would you like to spend the rest of your life as that? I didn't think so.
It can't be the Moderators fault. It has to be the Super Mod's or Administrator's fault!
Calvibaptist
Dallas Cowboys' #1 Fan
So, you mean, an Administrator like, say, Rich? Are you making an accusation, Mr. Snyder?
First off, You may not call me Mr. Snyder. I am a blue collar man. Josh Hicks can't seem to get this point either. It also reveals how old some of you guys think I am. Age does deserve respect but believe me I am every bit 16 years old in psyche with a 60 year old body. LOL
Yes, I am being accusatory. But you must also include the Super Moderators also. I am not pointing at any one specific. But there is a handful of people who may have this option.
This nurse looks familiar. I think she was the army nurse who attended my first sons birth.
Calvibaptist
Dallas Cowboys' #1 Fan
I wasn't sure if you went by Martin or R. I figured Mr. Snyder was the next best thing. But I repent of my error and won't make the same mistake, I mean, sin again!
While you're correcting your egregious errors, I think you should start addressing me as Elder Moderator Brown. Yes, I think you should.
I'm a super mod but I don't know how to do it; so, if that helps narrow this hunt down....
Calvibaptist
Dallas Cowboys' #1 Fan
I'm a super mod but I don't know how to do it; so, if that helps narrow this hunt down....
I don't know, Chris. Methinks thou dost protest too muchly.
I'm a super mod but I don't know how to do it; so, if that helps narrow this hunt down....
AS I SUSPECTED. But then again Josh has been around for a mighty long time. He may know how. But I am inclined even more to corner it down to some Marine who is actually a member of the Department of the Navy. Just look at his pay stub. It says Department of the Navy.
Marine life was created so squids could go to the bathroom all over it. Aint that correct Mr. Marine.
I haven't got to do that in a long time. Boy that feels good. UUURAh! Your in the Navy.
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