Theognome
Burrito Bill
I don't know too many Reformed Churches that sing this, but The Battle Belongs to the Lord is a popular song in many non-reformed evangelical churches. Now being the depraved and demented person that I am, I couldn't let this song go without a parody...
It Rattles Along It's a Ford
It coughs and it wheezes when I turn the key,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
It belches so much smoke that I cannot see,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
The Wipers don't work and the A/C is bust,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
The paint job is primer with patches of rust,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
The windshield is cracked and it leaks when it rains,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
It drips so much my driveway's covered with stains,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
Theognome
It Rattles Along It's a Ford
It coughs and it wheezes when I turn the key,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
It belches so much smoke that I cannot see,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
The Wipers don't work and the A/C is bust,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
The paint job is primer with patches of rust,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
The windshield is cracked and it leaks when it rains,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
It drips so much my driveway's covered with stains,
It rattles along it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
And I scream Lemon! Piece of junk!
I hate this car it's a Ford!
Theognome
I had hoped it was the Nissan in the lane to my right but...
